The new chuck norris joke

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  1. JPMDan

    JPMDan IT'S OVER 9000!!!! Contributor

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    I :rofl: when I saw this one.
     
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    budda Guiterrorizer Contributor

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    :rofl: that's greeat
     
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    Emperoff Hasta la vista, Baby Contributor

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    TomAwesome I LIKE JUICE!!!

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    That's actually pretty old, but :lol: nonetheless. :D
     
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    HaGGuS Banned

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    fear the chuck :squint:





    :lol:
     
  6. Mogwaii

    Mogwaii Wait, what?

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    Groff Medicine Chief/RHLC© Contributor

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    That's fucking hilarious!!

    (I think Chuck Norris is his own joke nowadays. I saw him in a recent total gym commercial when I was up late this weekend. And boy did he look OLD!)
     
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    SevenDeadly Loomis Brotherhood

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    chuck norris for VP!
     
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    Naren OldschoolGhettostyle

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    Of course he does! He'll be 70 years old in 2 years.

    I was just watching "The Way of the Dragon" with Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris last night and that was from 1972 and he was already in his early 30's.

    Edit: I just checked IMDB and it says this movie was banned in Norway, Sweden and Finland, while Italy (where the movie takes place) gave it a "12." What the fuck is up with that? It's violent, but there's very little blood and nothing grotesque. There is a short 1 second scene where you see some of a topless girl in her panties, but then Bruce Lee runs out the door. And the language isn't offensive at all. I could see a PG-13 at the most. Banned? :spock:
     
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    JPMDan IT'S OVER 9000!!!! Contributor

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    yeah that's fucking retarded....
     
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    I lol'd. Those Blender vids always deliver.
     

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