The bathtub test lol

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  1. Nerina

    Nerina mermaidunicornnymph

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    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director,
    "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"

    'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
    teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

    'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the
    bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
    No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do
    you want a bed near the window?'



    So, want a bed next to Nerina? lol
     
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  2. Mogwaii

    Mogwaii Wait, what?

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    hahahahha :lol:
    that was a good one
     
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    only next to? :idea: :wubbed: :lol:
     
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    :lol: :squint: @ Ari...
     
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    Zepp88 Arktanian Diplomat Contributor

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    Nerina you're offering bed space? :lol:



    That's a pretty clever joke actually :D
     
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    lol, nice one
     
  7. Jason

    Jason Forum MVP

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    No she is not offering any bed spaces :squint: :lol:
     
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    Consider yourself spanked.. err, Thanked! That's it!:lol:
     
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    Is said bed near the window? :lol:
     
  10. TomAwesome

    TomAwesome I LIKE JUICE!!!

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    Oh, so I don't see you for a few days, and you're already wandering? I see how it is. :(
     
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    :lol:
    I liked this joke, glad u guys did
     
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    Zepp88 Arktanian Diplomat Contributor

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    Additional clever sexual innuendo designed to annoy Jason.
     
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    :lol:

    Hows the :truckin: Zepp?
     
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    Zepp88 Arktanian Diplomat Contributor

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    It's goin good! :lol:
     
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    Nerina mermaidunicornnymph

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    Zepp88 Arktanian Diplomat Contributor

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    yes.
     
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    Nerina mermaidunicornnymph

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    ^ Keep it up, my whole sig will be full of ur quotes lol
     
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    :D
     
  19. Desecrated

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    not only do I need a bed by the window, I need some wallpaper and a desk to. I answered spoon, because that will hurt the water more.
     
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    ^ spoon, water? what?
     

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