Terrible Pun Thread

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  1. narad

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    Hey. There’s Korean religious dance troop touring. It’s called: “Sole to Soul to Seoul”
     
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    Urgghhhhh....FINE!
     
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    Anything from the guitar world that can top this classic?:

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    That's llame
     
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    I've let it stew since it was posted, and I still don't get the original. :scratch: Your one-off I get :shrug:
     
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    I think this was going for a word play on Dalai Lama. The original I mean.
     
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    It is the terrible pun thread after all. Even though a lot of them are not that terrible to my eyes :D.
     
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    It'as like my kids say, "Dad jokes are supposed to be bad, so, if they're actually funny, then they're bad Dad Jokes (TM)."
     
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    Made this one up:

    What do you call it when two microphones listen to emo?
    Phase alignment.
     
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    johnucol New album out now: https://goo.gl/PdPVYh

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    What is discrete mathematics and what are they trying to hide?
     
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    johnucol New album out now: https://goo.gl/PdPVYh

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    I bought polarized glasses to reduce glare, but why do people still look at me disapprovingly when I make a dank pun?
     
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    I keep hearing about lawyers working pro-bono.
    Are there any lawyers out there that work anti-Bono that I can use to sue the band U2?
     
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    johnucol New album out now: https://goo.gl/PdPVYh

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    If my blood type is B positive, why do I still feel sad inside?
     
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