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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by bostjan, Sep 8, 2017.
So much talk on this forum about vegetarianism lately.
I think it's a huge missed steak.
^ that was fantachetic...
I moustache you guys a question but I'm shaving it for later.
A set of jumper cables walked into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "Alright, alright, I'll serve ya. Just don't start anything!"
A group of guys beat up a rope, tie him in a knot, and then stomp all over him, until he's in tatters, then leave him on the ground, injured. Another man walks by and shudders, "Whoah! Have you had a look at yourself?" And the rope says "I'm afraid not" (a frayed knot).
Rocks do beat scissors it seems.
I liked the above post because a Chilean guy read this story somewhere, imagined the girls scissoring, remembered that people get stoned to death in the Middle East, tenuously conceptualized a rock-paper-scissors analogy in English, then decided sevenstring.org was the place to share the fruits of that journey.
Wasn´t that hard actually lol It was bad though hahaha
Two antennae met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much... but the reception was amazing!
I'm an IT guy. Women loves IT guys.
Especially when we talk about mounting hard drives.
Dad and Tate went out fishing.
Dad came home, but without Tate.
Mom asked, "where's Tate".
Dad said, "Tate? Oh, I had no bait"
Dad used to be real good with bait. He used to practise all the time back in his youth, cause he wanted to be a master baiter. But then he met Mom, and there was no need to master bait.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a drink. He asks "How much for the drink" and the barman replies "For you? No charge."
A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink..."Why the long face?" asked the bartender, to which the horse replied "I was born with it!"
...I'll show myself out.
Two atoms were walking down the street when one fell. The atom that fell said “I think I just lost an electron.” The other atom said “You sure?” and the first replied “I’m positive.”
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
I hear there was an election in America recently. Apparently, one bad candidate trumped another.
Flush stack >/dev/null
Enter sleep mode
Terminate, stay resident
Medicine has the most obnoxious names, so I invented a drug on my own.
Here's the advertising phrases (sound of soft female words):
Retardon - for you, who want to gear down
Retardon - when you really want to step out..
This isn't exactly a pun but it cracked me up. One of my gal-pal's kittens was on the litter box when another kitten scared him so that he ran off and pooped on the floor. Poor little guy literally had the crap scared out of him.