SS.org Joke Thread

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  1. mr_rainmaker

    mr_rainmaker Resident Cherokee

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    Then she said "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt. "Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now take off my bra and panties." I took them off. Then she looked at me and said...

















    "I don't ever want to catch you wearing my things ever again." :cool::fawk::cool:
     
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    ibanezcollector Gear Junkie

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    AngstRiddenDreams Filthy Casual

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    :rofl: Was not expecting that!
     
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    what am i supposed to do with my boner ?
     
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    HeHasTheJazzHands greg rulz ok

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    SpaceDock Shred till your dead

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    Yessssss!
     
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    djpharoah Awwww Yeaaaah Super Moderator

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    :yesway: need more jokes on here..
     
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    My eyes rolled, and I slapped my knees in mock-heehaw fashion...




    And yet, I still can't deny it was funny. :lol:
     
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    The Beard Suttbex

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    I am SO tempted to quote this in my sig :lol: :rofl: :lol:

    Damn you and OP for catching me at 2:30 in the morning when my slap-happiness is at its peak :fawk:

    edit: sigged
     
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    Bigsby Nerd Contributor

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    i dont know about you but i finished :shrug:

    also surprised there hasn't been a post your jokes here thread
     
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    Typical weekend. :coffee:
     
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    Alberto7 ΩGJ :3

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    Hahahaha I be lol'ing braawh :rofl:
     
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    DrakkarTyrannis WWSD?

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    Hm..I'd never wear that bitch's tired ass clothes..I have dignity..my skirts are nice
     
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    but what about your SHOES???:lol:
     
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    Goatchrist Jebus

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    HAHAAA! Good one! :lol: :rofl:
     
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    Can we just turn this into a joke thread?
     
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    nice :bowdown:
     
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    Godly idea.
     

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