Some guitars are too funny not to post

Discussion in 'Standard Guitars' started by vilk, Aug 7, 2015.

  1. Edika

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    Hey man that was not my intention at all and Holloway did get it. I thought I liked your post, as I did Nlelith's, because I did find both funny and wanted to expand on the joke with a friendly jab. I thought keeping a relatively serious tone using emoji's to break character and show that I'm actually kidding was enough, hence the dick (me being a dick), condescending emoji (me being condescending), duel emoji (like come at me bro which you obviously did) and cheers.

    I did not mean to be condescending and I actually feel I'm being right now having to explain my reasoning, as you guys have continuously proven you're quite intelligent to pick up on this type of humor and do have a really zany sense of humor. So please forgive my failed attempt at being funny.
     
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    It's a vocal minority. I have to defend my attempts at humor once a week or so, but I've found that not everyone here is on that part of the spectrum where you buy based on Misha's endorsement of the week.
     
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    Invective 120 for the win!
     
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    ^^^ See... now that's just weird. Now I'm picturing that alien with huge black nipples and a switchable fun-zone. That's not right.
     
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    Hey, those are very near average nipple size for a Skyronulan.
     
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    mikernaut pixel pusher

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    WTFFFFFFF????? lolololololol
     
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    :congress: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Is that the Ramsay Bolton signature model?
     
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    Hrm, I don't know how that one fits the criteria for the thread, but I think saying "good" condition is clearly a stretch under those circumstances. I have a '98 Fly Classic exactly like that one, but in much much better condition that I bought at a store for $800. I think I got the bargain of the century at that rate, but even so, I would value that one at around $800-900 or so, assuming it plays perfectly fine, as described. Even forgetting about the milky white clear coat, it's still quite dinged up, which might only be cosmetic, but it affects resale value.
     
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    Signature guitars for Star Wars characters? :lol: That PRS would look great rocked out by this creature ^
     
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    I know we all remember when Obi-Wan had the UV on Tatooine...

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    That guitar is kinda fishy, I have to admit.
     
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    I think it might actually be a bass guitar, to be honest
     
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    With that guitar you can play sea of lies by symphony x like romeo!
     
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    You'd need to be a dab hand at the sweep picking. Careful not to flounder or it'll sound carp.

    **here all week**

    :banana:
     
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    Body is made from Basswood... obviously

    But what string gauge? 10lb test
     
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