Some guitars are too funny not to post

Discussion in 'Standard Guitars' started by vilk, Aug 7, 2015.

  1. MoonJelly

    MoonJelly brainless and deadly Contributor

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    Heavy/Power Metal is the best I can do on short notice. :lol:
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    Clearly, it is the Dorito guitar's dip switch.
     
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    Clearly, it is the Dorito guitar's dip switch.
     
  4. bostjan

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    Death metal logo? I got dis...

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    It says "Puppy Breath"
     
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    Kitty Breath is so much deadlier. Trust me on this.
     
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    now lets start a contest between "puppy breath" and "kitty claws" (sorry @farren this one is sooo much better)....
     
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    ok, back on track...

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    Who made that?! :lol:
     
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    Well, since it has pickup selector there... It's a trap!
     
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  10. KnightBrolaire

    KnightBrolaire tinkerer/aspiring builder/8 string hoarder

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    ah yes, the ubiquitous shemale guitar
     
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    AlexCorriveau ESP obsessed

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    "People are going to lose their tits over that guitar, trust me!"
     
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    Apologies if this was posted already:

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    ^Poop on a stick for horn.
     
  14. M3CHK1LLA

    M3CHK1LLA angel sword guardian

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    i cant see the head stock, but i'm pretty sure it says "esp"
     
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    Considering that the clitoris is more or less the female version of a penis and it's placed there why would your guys mind go directly to a trap or a shemale guitar? :D :D

    I feel most male adults will know where it is but it seems you're never too old to learn this:

    :dick: :cond::duel::cheers:
     
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    It's pretty simple, either it's a hermaphrodite guitar with a micropenis or the 3 way is a penis and the input jack is actually the anus (hence the trap/shemale comments). Anyways, way to ruin a simple joke about a shitty guitar while simultaneously being condescending.
     
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    It should really have a two-way push-push switch. No question about what anatomy it's referencing then.
     
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    My guess is he was being pedantic just for the laughs. That’s how I took it, at any rate.

    But am I the only one who thinks that guitar looks more like a face than a torso? :shrug:
     
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    cannot unsee now
     

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