Some ass pirate paintballed my car

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  1. Digital Black

    Digital Black SS.org Regular

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    Nailed every car on the street in hot pink. Shit comes off easy though and cops took a report from all of us.

    If i ever catch the cocksmack who did this, I'll use old guitar string to cut his head off and use his eye sockets for an ashtray.
    Or make him eat a bottle of paintballs so he can shit hot pink for a week.

    The ass blaster was probably pent up because his sock drawer is empty and can't jack off without spooging all over his jay-z CD's...

    Fucking cocksmokes.........
     
  2. Dylan7620

    Dylan7620 that guy

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    i did a driveby on the freeway to another car.. it was fun :lol: but hey, at least i did it with washable paint. and i wouldn't wanna get my jay-z cd messed up either :cool:
     
  3. Digital Black

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    Yeah I'm still finding spots on the car...
     
  4. Vegetta

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    better paintballs than bb's

    some ass clown shot out the window of my Rx-7 (along with like 15 other cars around town) once

    talk about pissed!!!!
     
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    That sucks...
     
  6. Dylan7620

    Dylan7620 that guy

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    yea, when someone actually causes destruction it's stupid and pointless especialy to an rx7!
     
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    hehe that car was cursed
    I've actually had 2 rx-7's ...
    Go like hell
    cost like hell when they break (which is often....)
    that car was my baby tho
    4.27 posi
    racing beat exhaust
    F-con
    fuel cut controller
    Greddy turbo upgrade (blow off valve)

    0-60 4.1 seconds

    not bad for a 1.3 liter!

    got a whopping 12 mpg in the city!!
     
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    No Soul bringer of mosh

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    to paraphrase William Buroughs, why not pull out his eyeballs, and fuck his eye sockets, so he can see where you are CUMMING from?
     

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