So which one of you is the father?

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  1. gunshow86de

    gunshow86de Beef Jerky Time Contributor

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    "Raw dog" is such a poetic idiom.
     
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    JeffFromMtl Уродливый, но честны

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    Fuck, and here I was thinking I'd left that life behind when I shaved off my red mohwak and moved to Montreal.
     
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    :scratch:i thought the only thing you gave her was herpies
     
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    Nonservium ss.org Irregular

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    The gift that keeps on giving
     
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    JeffFromMtl Уродливый, но честны

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    I wish, now I have itchy junk and a woman and a child to track down. Talk about pouring salt on the wound.

    Well, at least when I find her, I can count on raw-doggin' it to Ace of Spades in a bathroom stall again, you know? For old times' sake. It's been a while.
     
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    oremus91 Melodeth-er

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    By her description I kind of wish it was me.












    :ugh:
     
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    Fuck! Not again!!
     
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    SkapocalypseNow Coffee Cups?

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    vampiregenocide A Chap Called Ross

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    Who grinds on someone in a pit?! It's a bit fast for that surely.

    *Is aware this is almost certainly fake.*
     
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    BucketheadRules Fuzz pedal hoarder

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    Damn, I think that was me.

    Jeff, I'll fight you for it ;)
     
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    gunshow86de Beef Jerky Time Contributor

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    The Uncreator Control The Sun

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    Lemmy is the father. By the transitive property of Lemmy.
     
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    JeffFromMtl Уродливый, но честны

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    You can have her. Do what you will with the child and enjoy the herps :lol:
     
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    Rick ALL HAIL DJOD Forum MVP

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    I will never hear that song the same way again. :lol:
     
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    I always thought the same thing, then when I saw Devin Townsend in November '10, I was pretty close to the stage and everyone behind me was pushing me closer, so we were all packed up pretty tight. In front of me were 2 chicks, one was actually quite hot, the other one was her rather rotund friend. You can guess which one I preferred to stand behind.

    Also that post wreaks of class.
     
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    Greatoliver Looking to windward

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    The last line is brutal.
     
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    caskettheclown Sexytime!

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    One thing I don't get is if you are at a Mastodon concert then why are you worried about making too much noise?

    Personally if I was going to screw my girl in a public bathroom at a concert then I wouldn't care about the noise... although the cops would probably catch us haha
     

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