[picstory] Beers With Satch (56k, no fucking chance, 75 pics)

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  1. Chris

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    Drinkin' With Satch: A Picstory

    Disclaimer: Reading this will be an absolute waste of your life.

    So, it's 4th of July weekend, and I'm headed to Satch's for some beers and jammin'. So I grabbed some

    beers and tossed 'em in my backpack:

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    Hmm, but why a backpack?

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    Because it's 4th of July weekend, fuckers! I am a responsible young lad. :yesway:

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    Off we go! (fucking backpack is heavy. :mad:)

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    Swung through here:

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    Got off and took a 'whiz:

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    Hooray!

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    Time for some beers. These blueberry ales are pretty good, but after one or two, they get old quick.

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    My hosts, Satch and Danielle are clearly excited to see me. Or maybe it's just nice out. And they're

    drunk.

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    Yeah. Probably just drunk.

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    Pete has a barn.

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    And a screenhouse.

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    But we go into the barn. It's dark. :eek:

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    In the barn: A coffin. :metal:

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    And a rad hay-wheel.

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    Enough of that.

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    Back over here we go:

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    I took a second to admire the flowers.

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    Then we went in here:

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    And I grabbed a beer:

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    But first, since I'd had some drinks and just rode a couple of miles with a 12 pack strapped to my back,

    a nice glass of water. :metal:

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    Yummah!

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    Random pic of wild barn-cat that they feed. Thing is fuckin' massive.

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    Water administered, we erm.. Drank some more beers.

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    No bugs in here. :D

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    Anyhow, time to shoot some pool. Need another beer first:

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    Opened that bitch up:

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    And the game began:

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    Yep.

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    This doesn't look good.

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    I try and overcome:

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    And stick the cue in a spot neither of us approve of.

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    Pete kicks my ass. :(

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    So outside we go for some more.. Well, beers. Danielle isn't lonely, because she's hanging out with Dale

    Earnhardt. And he has cookies!

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    Drew's chair. It's getting dark out!

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    Oh wait. No it's not.

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    Hooray! It's still light out! Dale hasn't said much. :spock:

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    So you guessed it. We drank some more beers.

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    Now, no game of pool is complete without a celabratory dark, bad picture.

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    And a bowl of beer!

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    Reee-freshing! We have a race. Pete kicks my ass. Again. Dale loses.

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    The Satch's neighbors come over and meet their new neighbors. While we're in the yard. Drinking beer.

    Out of bowls. They stay anyway.

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    "I really don't know why the fuck we're drinking beer out of bowls to be honest. Chris is a dumbass."

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    Just to make sure, we drink another. Again, I lose the race. I just can't win.

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    BoB's administered, we do some jammin.

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    I have to concentrate, since I'm about 10 beers and 2 BoB's into the evening.

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    Apparently, so does Satch.

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    Aaaaand back outside.

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    Disgusted with my lack of bowl-of-beer prowess, Satch takes a ride. He's so metal, he doesn't even need shoes.

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    After his ride, he has an idea. More bowls of beer. In the barn!

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    Again, I lose, quite pathetically. It's damn dark in here and I've no idea why I'm wearing sunglasses.

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    *whistle*

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    "How the fuck do you drink them so fast, Satch?"

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    He dosn't know. Anyway, Shana shows up. She and Danielle can now bond while Satch and I .. Drink more beers.

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    The chicks are a little afraid of the barn. Or maybe the two assholes drinking beer bowls.

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    So I check out the haywheel again:

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    And we leave:

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    INTERMISSION


    *cueue piano music


    Now back to the story!

    It's the next day! Jay comes over. We hop in my car:

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    And head back to Satch's:

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    Danielle isn't hung over. She flexes at us for being pussies.

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    Satch on the other hand, is.

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    Everyone's fired up. Where could we be going?

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    It requires a stop at the ATM:

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    FUCK YEAH BITCHES!

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    I park like an asshole:

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    And we head inside!

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    Hi!

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    Buffet! FTW!

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    That's the shit I'm talkin' about. :yesway:

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    We dine.

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    Mmmm

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    We make fun of just about everyone around us. Jay hates everyone, so he's pretty happy to be making fun of people.

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    A spot of tea:

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    And a fucking giant bowl of soft-serve:

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    And lastly, our fortune. Unfortunately my camera fucking sucks, so you can't read this. On the back of the fortune, the "learn chinese" phrase was Pot Sticker. Now, I've never been to China, and neither has Satch, but we both agree that it's probably not all that likely that we'll need to know how to say "Pot Sticker" in Chinese. One never knows, however.

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    FIN
     
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    Woah holy shit
     
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    haha, that's a lot of beer! How long did it take you? That'd take me like 4-5 hours just because my stomach would be full.:lol:

    Killer pic story.
     
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    OMFG, Barn, Coleman screen room, Dale standup... we are sooo white trash.

    I'm still in rough shape. The "I'm in good enough shape to drink beers all day and night during the holiday weekend" attitude isn’t going very far with me.

    I'm old.
     
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    Dude, Why wouldnt you want to know what potstickers are ? You'd probably dig them ;p
     
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    What's with satchs feedback box thingie it's black?? :lol:
     
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    Feedback box?
     
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    Fuck that shit, I'm an alcoholic, I don't smoke pot. :noway:
     
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    You took a whiz in a graveyard dude?....for SHAME!!! :noplease:
     
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    I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to ride bikes drunk too.
     
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    I can't exactly be whizzin' on the side of the road, friend. :fawk:
     
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    He has reputation disabled. I thought you were talking about some kind of guitar effect. :lol:
     
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    I've done it before...and numerous times in front of surveillance cameras. Although I draw the line at giving corpses golden showers lol. :fawk:
     
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    Sweet picstory.

    You've been to a chinese buffet in another picstory, and I could've sworn that 'Jay' was with you as well.

    :lol:
     
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    Haha, badass picstory! :metal:

    I shall make one of these soon, but my life is boring and shit.
     
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    hahaha was that buffet like a fucking roller disco at one point? rofl
     
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    Indeed he was! Jay is my Buffet Partner In Crime. :agreed:
     
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    Awesome pic story, Chris. Lots of beer going on. I've never had one of those flavored beers before. How are they? I like blueberries and I like beer, but together? I'd have to try it, I guess. And you have a China Buffet in Massachusetts? Sweet. We had one of those where I used to live and it was cheap as fuck.

    Heck, I'd like to know how to say "pot stickers" in Chinese. I learned it once, but I completely forgot what the word. In Japanese, "pot stickers" are called "gyouza" and are spelled 餃子. And I love gyouza.

    Wait, I remember. "pot stickers" are pronounced "chau tsu" in Chinese (my spelling might be screwed up).
     

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