[Picstory] A man and his new pet Laptop

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  1. Shikaru

    Shikaru Mechanical Thunder Contributor

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    Recieved this shiny new laptop in the mail today(which has better specs than my current PC, and is what I'm currently surfing from), and I thought to myself "hmmm, A picstory seems in order here". Not even a gash to the toe could deter me from the making of it either, and that hurt like a bitch. Seeing as my current hosting is down and/or fucking around with my account, I've had to search for a free host, so let's hope this works. I present to you, my picstory:

    It seemed doomed from the start. The delivery was due today, and the doorbell had recently broken, and I'm a heavy sleeper. But, a knock at the door, and a short conversation later, this was in my hands
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    And inside this box, a slightly smaller box
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    My years of training in opening boxes were not in vain, for inside...
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    However, my laptop, and my PC, don't seem to be getting along
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    Ahh, what fun we had today! First my laptop had a bash at drumming, which of course, is very hard for laptops to do, but he overcame these obstacles, and I captured one of these joyous moments
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    Then, we knocked back a few beers to celebrate our new found friendship
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    Then a game of cards
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    Having just lost a lot of money on cards, I thought I'd outwit the bastard at chess. How was I to know computers were good at chess?
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    Damn...
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    Now, I was feeling a bit peckish, so the natural option seemed to be, a lovely candlelit dinner with my new laptop
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    Ah, delicious. Now to round off the evening, with a spot of good old Television
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    Then, Something terrible happened. Something so terrible, that it took me several moments to realise the horror of what had occured. The terrible awful horror. The shocking disturbing perverted horror of the truth which had occurred!
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    I stared blankly, then suddenly, it hit me.
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    Needless to say, I got out of there as fast as I could. And so, my delightfully pointless picstory comes to a close. But first, the obligatory photo:
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    Also, Here's the specs(or what I can remember of them), so this isn't too pointless a thread:
    Intel Centrino 1.73GHz
    1GB RAM
    Nvidia Geforce Go 6800 256mb
    100gig HDD
    DVD +- RW
    Wireless network stuff n all

    Thank you all for watching :wavey:
     
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  2. The Dark Wolf

    The Dark Wolf Contributor

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    :rofl: Dude, this post was CLASSIC! How clever and funny. :D I totally loved this, just terrific stuff, bro. +5,000,000 points to you.
     
  3. Shannon

    Shannon Lord Super Awesome Contributor

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    That's the best picstory ever! I demand a SEQUEL! :)
     
  4. Steve

    Steve I'm a Happy Camper.

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    I'm still laughing.... time to take the laptop out into the real world..... Post future pic stories, so we can follow your blooming relationship! ;)
     
  5. BCrowell

    BCrowell Cubicle Dweller Contributor

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    DAYEM! This totally stomped Chris's gettin' coffee picstory!!!

    Right on!!
     
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    darren Decibel Guitars Forum MVP

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    Somebody clearly has too much time on their hands... and i'm not talking about the laptop. ;)
     
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    D-EJ915 Forum MVP

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    Cool story...and to this I say:

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    MWAHAHAHAHAH (lol)
     
  8. Vince

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    Best picstory ever, Ben :lol:
     
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    wow, just wow :lol:
     
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    Chris metalguitarist.org Forum MVP

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    Holy shit! :lol: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :lol:

    +eRep for you dude, I'm laughin' my ass off. :D
     
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    :agreed: That was hilarious, your best picstory indeed, Ben. :lol:
     
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    I think this is the best picstory ever!

    Cheers, mate!
     
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    7 Dying Trees Forum MVP

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    excellent! another rep point added! I deem it to be most true!
     
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    Regor Double Edge FTW Contributor

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    Chris, you need to build a 'greatest posts' archive, and this thread should be in there.


    Very funny indeed dude! Fucking hillarious!

    (I love how my banner's in the card playing pic!)
     
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    XEN BEYOND 6UITAR & B4SS Contributor

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    Dude, that was funny!
     
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    :rofl: :rofl:Brilliant! :yesway:
     
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    Drew Forum MVP

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    Ditto here. :rofl:

    I'd say the picstory standard has just been upped... This one will be tough to top. :D
     
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    :rofl:

    It is stuff like this that makes me come back to this website every day!

    I think + eRep points for this and for the description of Project Killbot on your website - Do you still collect tesco club card points? :lol:
     
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    AWESOME!!!! too funny!
     
  20. Mastodon

    Mastodon Songs about My Cats

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    Hot damn that was a good picstory.
     

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