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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Ken, Jun 29, 2006.
I'm sure it does, but that pic is his mailbox, friend.
I was totally afraid to photograph the Chinese gal, because she still had my food at that point. The look on her face was priceless. I would imagine anyone taking random pictures of a restaurant would draw some suspicion.
Perhaps I've elevated the picstory to a new level, to a multi-dimensional level. The implications fry my tiny little brain.
That mailbox looks tasty.
Nice house you have there too, Ken.
Cool looking cat.
Heh heh....there's nothing like a $120 chinese food delivery tab. (no shit) That was a great night.
Leon- See Ken's avatar? That's the exact same look he gives Katy's potential dates when he greets them at the door.
Does anyone else find it insanely ironic that Ken has a step for getting into his truck?
That's just what i was gonna' say but Naren beat me to it.
It is though! A cool looking cat i mean.
I'm a big cat fan.Cat's are smart! Cat's kick-ass!
I reckon we should have a thread just for introducing your cat with a nice picture.
Nice mohawk too Ken.
You should have kept it like that i reckon, perhaps even bleached it and dyed it a vivid colour.
I remember having the shits the next day from that food, but damn it was good!
He could step easily into Bigfoot V without a slight groin rip. (I still can't post URL images, but try a google on Bigfoot 5 if you want to see what I mean)
haha yeah and it's the most pansy-ass step ever.
Ken wax the eybrows bro..you look like my gf step dad with those beasts
Now, I'll give you the reason for that step.
You see, my wife and daughter are, ahem, short. My wife suggested (strongly) that I get a step so she would be able to get in the truck easier.
Well, you can't just buy one step, so I put the other one on my side for symmetry's sake. I was happier when it wasn't there.
As for being the most pansy-ass step ever, I couldn't agree more, but it's a regular cab truck built in 1995. Perhaps I should've gotten one that wraps all the way around the fucking truck? No, my truck runs well and is paid for. I can deal with a little pansy-assness if it makes my wife happy.
Maybe you should lay off the "Queer Eye" episodes for a season or two... Make no mistake, all the girls at the salon suggested the same thing. I'm not letting those pain-nazis anywhere near me with wax.
Guess I'll just have to look like your gf's step dad. I'm a step dad myself, so in a way it's fitting for me to leave them as they are.
Ha ha, holy shit. That was rich.
Personally, I found it very entertaining, Ken. Chris is right - you da man. Terrific shit.
I'm glad to see somebody really beat Chris' pic stories. Awsome job. And is your daughter going to college?? Maybe she could come down to South FL....
+1 For all Lazy Kittys Everywhere
Note Ken's apron:
Red Ken - For Men..... Hmmmm, something you want to tell us? Did you bring that from home? Subliminal Advertising!
j/k -- You had me -- Great storytelling!!!
Ahh, silly me, I just thought that was light reflecting off the top of your head.
You also bear a slight resemblance to John Mayer now that you have no hair, but for a truely masterful picstory author of your stature, sir, I won't hold it against you.
A) Totally. I'll have to step it up.
B) I think I'm like, required to ban you if you try and hook up with Ken's daughter dude.
Edit: Assuming Ken doesn't kill you first.
Yeah, she's still a bit young for me. And I'd be too scared of Ken's eyebrows to try anything.
And besides, I'm kinda dating a cop, so I'm sure it wouldn't be good for me to even think of other women.
Ken your great man