[pic story] It's a brand-new day. (56k = Do you feel lucky?)

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  1. Ken

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    Getting shaggy. Time for a haircut.
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    "Tippy" needs one too, but clearly she isn't interested today.
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    Better check the mail before I go. Bills = :noway:
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    Heading for the manly truck. Arr Arr Arrrrr.
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    Daughter Katy wants to get her haircut. She says "nice to meet you, ss.org"
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    It's a hair salon. It's a laundromat. Uh oh... Good thing we're customers. :)
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    Just to be sure, we'll go into the "salon" entrance.
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    The lovely Brooke, Weilder of the sharp-thingies.
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    The chair looks suspiciously inviting...
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    Uh... What the fuck do you think you're doing with those?!
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    Hmm. Shouldn't those be trimming my neck at the end? :squint:
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    Feels a little breezy in here. Is the AC up too high?
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    Mohawk time, bitches! Fuck yeah. But wait....
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    ... I had to stop here for pictures before moving on....
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    ...towards the end of my haircut.
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    Hmm. I feel naked.
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    Time for a break while Kate gets her hair cut.
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    Getting ready for stage 2. No reason to stop now. Let's fucking DO THIS RIGHT. :metal:
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    If I look stoned, it's because any sudden movements may result in loss of blood. Just chillin'.
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    Obligatory metal pose.
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    Back is ready too.
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    Hungry. Must stop by the mall for some grindage, buuuuuuddy.
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    Must be Flaming Wok. Chinese food must be Administered to my stomach.
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    Hmmm. choices. Lo Mein for me, thanks.
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    Aaaaand some Bourbon Chicken. Chinese restaurant owner VERY suspicious about pictures. No understand meaning of "pic story". Looks at me like I'm stealing trade secrets. :squint:
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    Ah, back home at last.
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    Time to punish my stomach for being empty so long.
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    Of course the fucking cat hardly moved the whole 2 hours we were gone.
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    Hahah sweet story man.
     
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    Haha, nice work, man. :yesway:

    Cool cat too. :cool:
     
  4. Metal Ken

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    lol! nice
    You're like the polar opposite of noodles.. Like, You're the tall bald guy and he's the short bald guy!
     
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    Hahahahaha, it's always funny seeing some guys who had lots of hair before and are really tan get it shaved off because it's such a huge difference. :lol:
     
  6. Leon

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    i miss having my head shaved. people tell me i look mean with a shaved head, so i've opted for having hair.

    nice story though. so uh... how old is your daughter? :D
     
  7. David

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    :lol: , so true.

    Awesome pic story, there's like one a day now, and they never get old!:yesway:
     
  8. Ken

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    :lol: :squint:

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    18 in August.

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    WOW. That whole LoMein thing brought back some SERIOUS(LY kickass) memories. I'll let Ken expound.

    I like Katy's "old school" bird(s). Nice!

    Hmmm...I think Ken might have a little 'Private Pyle' in him. There are a few Section 8 pics in there.
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    Ill never get that minute back :( Nice mohawk though.
     
  11. Ken

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    Yeah, that was a LOT of fucking food at your place in '99. Is it really gonna be 10 years soon? Damn.

    For those who don't know, I went to the first Jemfest in 1999 in NY. Kevan drove a select few of us back to his place, and we ordered a shit-load of chinese food. We had much fun and jammed for a couple of hours. The rest of that night is a blur, for some reason.

    I'll never forget the trip into Manhattan that Saturday. Kevan leading a group of wild-eyed tourists through the fucking NY subway, and all of sudden turns around and gets us lost. It was only temporary, but all the stories (real or not) you hear about the NY Subway all come rushing back when you're lost in that mess. :lol:

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    Uh-oh...better sign Leon up for the registry early...if ya know what I mean.



































    Just joshin ya Leon.
     
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    This is the greatest picstory in the short history of picstory-dom.

    Fucking brilliant! :lol: I laughed, I cried, I was at the edge of my seat the whole time! :D
     
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    :lol:

    That absolutely rocked. :D
     
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    :lol: :agreed: x23492749234

    Integrating unsuspecting bystanders into a picstory and getting them to go along with it is a fucking art form.

    Ken = The Man. :lol:
     
  16. Ken

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    Sorry it was such a disappointment, but I got a big kick out of it. No need to waste another 30 seconds responding... :rolleyes:
     
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    There's always at least one person who doesn't get it. I just mentally kick them in the dick and move on.

    Picstory IN the goddamn barber chair = Scorsese-style shit, bro. :hbang:
     
  18. Drew

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    That WAS pretty fuckin genius, although to be honest it pales in comparison to the reflection of yourself taking a picture of the receptionist in the mirror behind the receptionist in the picture you took of the receptionist at the hair salon. Who can fail to miss the symbolism of the picstory as a metaphor for a higher plane of existance as told by that single, sublime shot? And the metapictoral aspects of the increasingly agitated chinese food salesman as you photograph his wares... My mind numbs with admiration. Reels, even. Bravo!
     
  19. Ken

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    :shrug: It's all good.

    I've wanted to do this for years, and when I decided to do it 2 weeks ago, I knew it would make a fucking great picstory. :hbang:

    It's fucking weird being bald. I don't feel any different, but damn I sure don't see me in the mirror. I keep touching my scalp. It almost feels rubbery. :cool:

    I feel like some black sheep in the Luthor family. :lol: You know, the only poor one? :lol:
     
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    Cool picstory, Ken. I like the hair do. :cool:

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    :lol: :agreed:

    That Chinese food looks tasty. :yum:
     

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