OMGWTFBBQPBJMAD!! Naren gets a haircut!!

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  1. Naren

    Naren OldschoolGhettostyle

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    Well, seeing as I hadn't gotten a haircut in over 2 years and my long hair was starting to annoy me (in so many ways), I decided to get a haircut today. After band practice, I walked around and saw all the different salons and barber shops until I selected one. Thought I'd go pretty short since it's been so long for... so long... :ugh: Uhm, yeah. My girlfriend is probably gonna be very happy when she comes tomorrow because she's been bugging me to cut it for almost one and a half years. On the other hand, my band's drummer will probably be really really dissapointed, depressed, and almost angry, because she has a fetish for guys with long hair and she believes me to be the most totally metal member of the band (even though the bass player listens to tons of grindcore, brutal death metal, black metal, and rare bands that no one knows about).

    Beforehand, when my band played, I guess people wouldn't be surprised at all about us playing super aggressive heavy melodic death metal/thrash/brutal death metally/black metal-influenced heavy shit. With my new hair cut, I bet they'll all be like "What the fuck, yo?!"

    I actually like my new hairstyle better than my old one, which is good news, since usually it takes me a few days to get used to a new hair style.

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    Whaddyall think?
     
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  2. Zepp88

    Zepp88 Arktanian Diplomat

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    I think it's hillarious that your expression barely changed.
     
  3. Naren

    Naren OldschoolGhettostyle

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    That's the point. Before and After pictures always try to deceive you by making the before picture look really unhappy and unpleasant and the After picture with the person smiling like crazy and looking satisfied and infinitely happy.

    I'm always grim, angry, frostbiten, and brutal, which is why I only smile when killing people.
     
  4. Zepp88

    Zepp88 Arktanian Diplomat

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  5. Stitch

    Stitch Banned

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    You need to lose the pubic tuft on your chin.

    Other than that, :yesway:

    I'm really considering cutting mine soon. :)
     
  6. Zepp88

    Zepp88 Arktanian Diplomat

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    I got a haircut recently as well.

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  7. Naren

    Naren OldschoolGhettostyle

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    "Pubic tuft"? :squint: I don't know about you, but my pubic hair doesn't look anything like that. Nor does the pubic hair of anyone I've dated. Maybe it's time for Stitchypie to go see the doctor.

    And, yeah, no way I'm shaving off my facial hair. I'd shave my head bald before I'd do that. Too bad you don't like it, eh? :fawk:
     
  8. Zepp88

    Zepp88 Arktanian Diplomat

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    I think you'd look too "babyfaced" without the facial hair. I have that problem as well :lol:
     
  9. yevetz

    yevetz I am a COCK!!!!!!!!!

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    :yesway:


    Soon I got mine
     
  10. Naren

    Naren OldschoolGhettostyle

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    I do kind of look a little younger than I am. I'm 25 (next month) and some Americans oftentimes guess my age around 23 or so. Japanese, however, tend to look a lot younger than me (Showed a picture of a Japanese model to a friend and he guessed she was 19 years old. She was 33), so they have the audacity to guess my age around 29 or 30. :squint: Not cool. I went to a video rental shop and they gave me free beer. I thought "Awesome" until I got home and read the fine print, "To all of our male customers in their 30s and 40s, free Guiness beer and glass." I was 23 at the time. Double :squint:
     
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    Zepp88 Arktanian Diplomat

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    You look young as fuck dude. :lol:

    Their perception is WAY different.
     
  12. Naren

    Naren OldschoolGhettostyle

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    I know. I was 23 and when that happened to me, I was all like, "Do I look 40? No. Do I look 30? No. Do I look mid 20s? Probably not."

    The perception is quite different. My mom thought the one Japanese friend of mine was 18 when he was really 24.
     
  13. Karl Hungus

    Karl Hungus You're no daisy.

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    Oh, what did I start with the haircutting?
     
  14. Zepp88

    Zepp88 Arktanian Diplomat

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    I couldn't get mine like yours if I wanted to, unless I want to look like a Marine :lol:

    My hair has a bit of a curl...
     
  15. Naren

    Naren OldschoolGhettostyle

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    Of the "long-haired freaks" (registered trademark), Karl probably had the most extreme cut. Really did look like a Marine. :lol: I assume it probably looks a little different now though.

    I'd actually been thinking about cutting it before you did and the annoyance level hit a certain degree where I was like "Alright, I'm cutting it this weekend."
     
  16. Karl Hungus

    Karl Hungus You're no daisy.

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    No, this is all my fault, and nothing you'll say will convince me otherwise.
     
  17. Zepp88

    Zepp88 Arktanian Diplomat

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    I've really been considering some sort of under cut....but that's scary
     
  18. Naren

    Naren OldschoolGhettostyle

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    You say it like it's a bad thing. :ugh:
     
  19. jacksonplayer

    jacksonplayer The Fusion Guy!

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    They're giving out free beer at the video store? I gotta go to Japan...

    Seriously, don't question it, just go with it.
     
  20. Naren

    Naren OldschoolGhettostyle

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    I still use that glass all the time. It's pretty awesome. :yesway:

    Just thought it was funny how I got it.
     

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