Hi there and welcome to Groffistan-Arktanistan, your icnomptenent nation of choice! We have been building a kwolity army since 2008 and we still do. This is our latest addition to our armory. Behold, the red axe: EMG 707... but why's it written in orange on them? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... Wait, what's this? Oooooooooooo, it has an evil transforming function!!! There, now bow down in fear and scream "Wiener Weisswurst!". Do it.