Here's a story, of a man named brady, who was deflating ball and won the game by a bunch... So though they made my year, and beat the shehawks, he's now suspended for for games. All the haters, they'll be happy because unsexy rexy now is the odds-on favorite to win that division (though I'm not buying it) but somehow I think they'll survive. The next "gate" will be "wildcard gate" where the hoody will film rexy in the locker room doing his "I'm so sexy" dance to pump up the troops. Thus the Patriots beating rex and being fined 2 million dollars and 6 draft picks.