A few years back, a few buddies (including groph on this board) and I had a joke goregrind band to play at a talent show. We started with the name Metallica and moved onto Feculent Urethral Discharge. We played two more shows before people refused to book us anymore. Maybe because it was improvised on the spot, maybe because we shorted out some power and caused things to catch fire . Either way, we are working on becoming a real band whenever we got off our lazy asses. Geoff (groph) will be playing guitar and I will be handling bass and some gutturals, as well as some lyrics and titles. When we had our myspace going, there was one or two labels and a few bigger bands wanting to hear us. Of course, at that time we had no real songs, one guitarist had never played a guitar before, and we had a whamola being played with a shoe. We figure it's time to start up the real band and see what happens. It's going to be "slam death metal/goregrind" band, and we will need a logo. Any contributions will be appreciated and I am willing to pay! I'm not going to pay like, $50-$200 for some logo that I can create by throwing spaghetti or raw hamburger at wall... but I will definitely pay some for your time! I will post some samples if you would like, but if you're willing to take on the task, I will assume you are somewhat familiar with grind logos. It has to be completely illegible and fucking retarded. The more "strings" the better. Hell, you can draw up a logo, then piss, shit, and vomit on it. I don't really care. Your dog can hump your leg then jizz on it. Oh, and for the record, yes this is serious. Thanks, fuckers.