Looking for Drum Programmer for Pornogrind Project

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    Dredg Insignificant Contributor

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    I'm rebooting a small pornogrind project with a bunch of friends. Nothing especially serious, just some old fashioned try-to-offend-everyone tasteless extreme metal. If it evolves into something permanent, we're cool with that, but it's mostly just to amuse ourselves with juvenile glee as we approach middle age. I would do it, but I don't have time, as I have full writing duties for a more serious project at the moment, and I'm not a drummer.

    This is purely an internet project. We don't expect to play any shows, ever, as not one entity will accept our artist rider. (We were asked 10 years ago if we wanted to open for Goatwhore for 7-9 dates in Califorina... they withdrew that offer after we requested that each of us receive a custom shop guitar made by the ghost of McCarty himself and doused regularly in whore's blood.)

    What we need:
    -A mindset of true neutral-offensive: we do not advocate for any ideology/politics
    -The ability to check your personal beliefs/sensitivities at the door
    -A grasp on the classic gore/pornogrind grooves and rhythms
    -Communication on a near-daily basis (facebook messenger is our preferred method)
    -Ability to collaborate with the band (mostly me, as I'll be recording everything except vocals)
    -Passable drum tracks that can be fooled around with in Reaper

    What you get:
    -Full membership (must use an ultra br00tal metal name)
    -full collaborative input
    -swag if we make merch again
    -3 new creepy friends
    -a more satisfying romantic life (probably not)
     
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    **Edit - Communication on a general weekly-ish basis is fine.
     

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