Joke For Ya

Discussion in 'Movies, Books, TV & Media' started by Nerina, Sep 21, 2007.

  1. Nerina

    Nerina mermaidunicornnymph

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    Aug 30, 2007
    A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.
    She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me
    Father, could I ask a favor?"

    "Of course my child, What can I do for you?"

    "Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover
    gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone
    over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at
    customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"

    "Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie."

    "You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you
    any questions", and she gave him the hair remover.

    The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented
    himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?

    "From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my
    son", he replied.

    Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the
    sash down, what do you have?"

    The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument
    destined for use by women, but which has never been used."

    Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father."
  2. Naren

    Naren OldschoolGhettostyle

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    Aug 21, 2005
    And why is this in this thread and not in Off-Topic? I fail to see the relevance to any movie, book, or TV.
  3. eleven59

    eleven59 None shall pass.

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    Apr 22, 2005
    Valid point, but funny joke :lol:

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