If Gear Came with Warning Labels

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by gunshow86de, Aug 15, 2011.

  1. gunshow86de

    gunshow86de Beef Jerky Time Contributor

    Messages:
    7,066
    Likes Received:
    1,353
    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2008
    Location:
    Houston, TX
    Tree, FYP666, Spaceman_Spiff and 20 others like this.
  2. BrainArt

    BrainArt Deftones Guru.

    Messages:
    5,174
    Likes Received:
    264
    Joined:
    May 25, 2009
    Location:
    Colorado Springs, CO
  3. Pooluke41

    Pooluke41 H. Maddas

    Messages:
    2,257
    Likes Received:
    588
    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2011
    Location:
    Cornwall, UK
  4. BIG ND SWEATY

    BIG ND SWEATY Edgy

    Messages:
    2,825
    Likes Received:
    129
    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2011
    Location:
    Butt salsa lane, oswego, illinois
    those are hilarious:lol:
     
    Wingchunwarrior likes this.
  5. nostealbucket

    nostealbucket aint no gahdam woman

    Messages:
    1,127
    Likes Received:
    104
    Joined:
    Apr 12, 2010
    Location:
    Nashville, TN
  6. Daemoniac

    Daemoniac Rivethead Magnate. Contributor

    Messages:
    9,457
    Likes Received:
    1,444
    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2008
    Location:
    Melbourne, VIC, Australia
    How dare you, sah.

    Pitch modulation is exactly as cool as I think it is :squint:
     
  7. Koop

    Koop SS.org Regular

    Messages:
    521
    Likes Received:
    79
    Joined:
    Dec 6, 2010
    Location:
    Kitchener, ON, Canada
    I love the one about the guitar case and the extra clasp...I still forget to unlock mine :lol:
     
  8. Stealthdjentstic

    Stealthdjentstic Banned

    Messages:
    21,243
    Likes Received:
    2,491
    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Location:
    Vancouver, BC, Canadia
  9. ddtonfire

    ddtonfire SS.org Regular

    Messages:
    1,259
    Likes Received:
    154
    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2009
    Location:
    Mojave Desert
    Those are too good.
     
  10. Captain Shoggoth

    Captain Shoggoth SIGN YO REP

    Messages:
    1,218
    Likes Received:
    54
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2011
    Location:
    London/Manchester, UK
    These are awesome :lol:
     
  11. Sephael

    Sephael Divine Paradøx Contributor

    Messages:
    2,264
    Likes Received:
    139
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2010
    Location:
    Ky
    Great stuff, not sure if it's as funny as the bible warning label but still awesome.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. KingAenarion

    KingAenarion Resident Studio Nerd

    Messages:
    3,578
    Likes Received:
    156
    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2010
    Location:
    Sydney Australia
    Really? Was that necessary?

    It's not actually funny nor clever. It's just a sad attempt to jump on the Christian bashing wagon. Now granted it's in many cases deserved, but this is tacky and childish, no real wit involved.
     
    ElRay likes this.
  13. leandroab

    leandroab Stay Negative™

    Messages:
    8,408
    Likes Received:
    1,166
    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2008
    Location:
    Hell de Janeiro, Brazil
    AHahahhahaha
     
  14. Sephael

    Sephael Divine Paradøx Contributor

    Messages:
    2,264
    Likes Received:
    139
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2010
    Location:
    Ky
    If you think it's bashing, I'd say it hit a little too close to home. Get the stick out of your butt and enjoy a little humor instead of trying to make the post into something it is not. The humor is in the Content Warning part because countless books have been banned for the same type of topics because of the bad influences those topics supposedly had on kids (and adults), oh the irony.

    No bashing here, I read the bible on occasion and enjoy it for the heavily edited and altered for personal agenda work that it is. For the most part the old testament is an excellent guide for early human survival. Nor do I think there is anything wrong with Christianity, I'm all for a close personal relationship with god, the problem usually comes when you put the church of man between you and god.

    <-- Equal opportunity hater of hypocrisy and ignorance regardless of where it is found or who is perpetrating it.


    Also, despite what someone apparently thinks, the sticker isn't something I made.
     
    Dead Undead likes this.
  15. thatguy87

    thatguy87 DjentyGoodness

    Messages:
    908
    Likes Received:
    124
    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2011
    Location:
    Ogden, UT
    ^This.

    Also... what is an ohm?

    I keed, I keed.
     
  16. Taylor2

    Taylor2 Teh Groove Metuhl

    Messages:
    1,242
    Likes Received:
    304
    Joined:
    Feb 23, 2009
    Location:
    Calgary
    Can you guys NOT turn this into a religious thread?
    A joke is a joke. Some are funny and some aren't.
    Get over it.




    Labels : Everything in life needs those. Period.
     
  17. Pedrojoca

    Pedrojoca Gear Whore

    Messages:
    720
    Likes Received:
    33
    Joined:
    Dec 9, 2010
    Location:
    Madeira
    ahahahah look at the cab top right: balzoff blower
     
  18. Loomer

    Loomer Comfortably Dumb

    Messages:
    3,161
    Likes Received:
    460
    Joined:
    May 21, 2006
    Location:
    Denmark
    Label on a BC Rich Warlock:

    "When burning churches, always remember that bricks cannot catch fire no matter how hard you try with your dad's Zippo lighter and various Satanic chants."
     
  19. Xaios

    Xaios Foolish Mortal Contributor

    Messages:
    9,645
    Likes Received:
    1,550
    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2007
    Location:
    Nimbus III
    I liked these ones:

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    :lol:
     
  20. Xaios

    Xaios Foolish Mortal Contributor

    Messages:
    9,645
    Likes Received:
    1,550
    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2007
    Location:
    Nimbus III
    This is what I would put on the pickguard of a chinese Squire:

    "WARNING: This guitar was built by chinese factory workers under conditions barely sufficient for human life, using the cheapest woods and hardware known to man. Despite the fact that there's a tiny "Fender" decal under the word Squire, this guitar will never appreciate in value. In addition, changing the bridge pickup and buying a Boss Metal Zone distortion pedal will not turn you into Kirk Hammett or Kurt Cobain."
     

Share This Page