I get a LOT of people asking me...

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  1. MFB

    MFB ExBendable

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    "Hey MFB, how the fuck do you get so much tail?"

    Well, it's simple, with the following pickup line - I assure you that you'll NEVER go home empty handed

    NWS :squint:

     
  2. FretWizard88

    FretWizard88 SS.org Regular

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    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
     
  3. highlordmugfug

    highlordmugfug themuthaphukkindeath

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    HAHA, the shark attack movies are all so terrible.
    I forget which one it is, but the use stock footage of a great white eating bait, and they edit it for the people and stuff he's eating, so it looks like the shark just radomly changes sizes because they use the same shot when he eats a person, a guy on a jetski, and a raft with like 20 people in it :lol: and everything he eats is the same size because they have to stretch or shrink it to cover the bait in the original footage.:rofl:
    The best part is that I had seen the shark eat bait before during shark week or something of the like.
     
  4. MFB

    MFB ExBendable

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    I believe you mean?

     
  5. highlordmugfug

    highlordmugfug themuthaphukkindeath

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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    I hate that I can't rep you here.
     
  6. FretWizard88

    FretWizard88 SS.org Regular

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    I can't believe somebody actually released this....I would be so embarrassed.
     
  7. D-EJ915

    D-EJ915 <b><font color="deeppink"><3's Tsukasa</font></b>

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    are you serious there are movies like that :lol:
     
  8. Daemoniac

    Daemoniac Rivethead Magnate.

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    That is the most fucking stupid thing i've ever seen!!!
     
  9. highlordmugfug

    highlordmugfug themuthaphukkindeath

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    It was on the Scifi channel over and over and over and over (ad infinitum) It seemed like they kept running them over and over forever.
     
  10. vampiregenocide

    vampiregenocide A Chap Called Ross

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    My personal fave:

    'You're getting laid tonight, know how I know that?'

    'No...how?'

    'Because I'm stronger than you'
     
  11. Bungle

    Bungle Sir Roger Moore, KBE

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    Plan A:

    'You're getting laid tonight, know how I know that?'

    'No...how?'

    'Because I have a knife'

    ==============================

    Plan B:

    Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
     
  12. Rick

    Rick ALL HAIL DJOD

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    Wow.
     
  13. -mouse-

    -mouse- Such a strange numb

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    fixed
     
  14. minusthemonkey

    minusthemonkey New Member

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    I have, much to my shame, actually used this line.
     
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    Variant Banned

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    :rofl:

    I always liked, "We're going to be having sex later tonight, it'd probably be better for you if you were there."
     
  16. vampiregenocide

    vampiregenocide A Chap Called Ross

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    A good comeback :


    'I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man alive'

    'Who would be around to stop me?'
     
  17. highlordmugfug

    highlordmugfug themuthaphukkindeath

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    Lots and lots of women with no one to put them in their place.:ugh:
    :fawk:
     
  18. vampiregenocide

    vampiregenocide A Chap Called Ross

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    Touche.


    But at some point those women are going to get desperate for penis, and I shall be waiting.
     
  19. -mouse-

    -mouse- Such a strange numb

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    Dude YES SHE WILL, cause how else can babies be made? HOW I ASK YOU?
     
  20. Bungle

    Bungle Sir Roger Moore, KBE

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    Jizz and a turkey baster.
     

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