How to Cheer Up Your Girlfriend

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Aevolve, Mar 29, 2012.

  1. Aevolve

    Aevolve Yugen.

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    I feel strangely aroused.

    EDIT: Just a disclaimer, this isn't me. As much as I may wish it to be.
     
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  2. Faine

    Faine Playing guitar.

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    What the fuck
     
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    VILARIKA SS.org Regular

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    It was a REALLY good idea that you add this.
     
  4. SkapocalypseNow

    SkapocalypseNow Coffee Cups?

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    I am... terrified. :ugh:
     
  5. caskettheclown

    caskettheclown Sexytime!

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    That is so creepy!

    I'm assuming he means high school in which case this is even creepier...


    I know he probably means well but he really needs to get better at the romancey poetry stuff...
     
  6. SkapocalypseNow

    SkapocalypseNow Coffee Cups?

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    ^ Honestly, he can START by quitting it with the eyebrows.

    Or just.. you know. Not shoving his eyebrows and bad metaphors on the internet.
     
  7. Metal_Webb

    Metal_Webb Needs more strings

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    ElRay Mostly Harmless

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    At least he had two. Although, when they were moving, they did appear as a virtual mono-brow.

    Ray
     
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    JamesM The Armada

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    Valennic Many Fingers

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    Sex works better, but this guy will never know this.

    EDIT: Dude's seriously creepy as fuck.

    DOUBLEEDIT: These people have never heard of phones have they? Those little ol' things that've been around for oh say...a century or so.
     
  11. brynotherhino

    brynotherhino Reformed Redneck

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    Ohhhh. So thats why I got dumped. Never even crossed my mind to hyperbole her to death on youtube. Silly me.
     
  12. MFB

    MFB ExBendable

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    I'd just give her a dick in a box :shrug:
     
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    Nyx Erebos SS.org Regular

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    Bye baby girl, stay perfect, just for me *creepy glance*

     
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    beneharris SS.org Regular

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    "stay perfect" said the serial rapist...


    what an odd guy
     
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    mikernaut pixel pusher

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    Damn Screech is smooth with the ladies!
     
  16. Bigsby

    Bigsby Nerd Contributor

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    guys i would really appreciate it if you didnt make fun of me
     
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    VILARIKA SS.org Regular

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    Can't believe I watched the whole thing...I think it was more for the song than the video :ugh:
     
  18. makeitreign

    makeitreign on dem hoes

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    I feel like I should go take a shower now.
     
  19. BIG ND SWEATY

    BIG ND SWEATY Edgy

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    :ugh:































    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  20. myrtorp

    myrtorp Jiggywiggy

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    Haha fucking creepy indeed! :D

    Here is a remix, makes it look like a horror movie

     
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