Holy shit this is creepy...

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  1. schecter4life

    schecter4life Banned

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    well, i loast my wallet at a friends house 20 mins away a couple months ago, along with my credit card, Selective service card, and fishing liscens, so naturally a few weeks ago i went to the required locations to get new ones, and i bought a new wallet...this one black...my old one was brown...i load it up and have been using this wallet for a couple weeks now

    for the story, i was sitting here typing a response to an OP in the recording section, and i got up and went to take a shit, when i come back, there is a fukin BROWN WALLET sitting on my computer chair....im the only one home tonight, so i figure it was my dads and he left it here when he was tacking bass for me, i went to pick it up, and i notice it has a familiar texture, i open it...and i can you without seeing myself i was white in the face.....it was the same wallet i lost at a FRIENDS HOUSE, IN THE WOODS, A 20 MIN DRIVE FROM HERE.....i am typing this in the living room computer, as untill its daytime i am not going back in my room...fuck that

    anybody else ever have anything like that happen to them? i want full stories so i can feel less freaked that this just happened to me
     
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  2. Pedrojoca

    Pedrojoca Gear Whore

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    holy shit....
     
  3. Alex6534

    Alex6534 SS.org Regular

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    Only one explanation, Aliens :lol:
     
  4. flexkill

    flexkill Vodka & PentaTonic

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    The Uncreator Control The Sun

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    Cabinet :O

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    If it's some kind of spirit, like a ghost or something, it sounds pretty friendly.
    If I were you, I'd investigate and see who or what it is. Maybe it's a super chill ghost who just wants a friend :)
     
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    schecter4life Banned

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    thats what i was just thinking....it brought something very important BACK to me, not the other way around....still sketchy as fuck though hahahah
     
  8. JPhoenix19

    JPhoenix19 Playing life by ear

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    down is up, right is left, south is north, and your wallet travels through wormholes.
     
  9. Murmel

    Murmel Fapping to J-rock

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    Yeah he just wanted to use your credit card on some spectral hookers first :yesway:
     
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    schecter4life Banned

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    xD at least he returned it....4 months later
     
  11. Murmel

    Murmel Fapping to J-rock

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    ^
    He went through a rough dry spell ;)
     
  12. Danukenator

    Danukenator Kane's Bane

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    You'll find out later that, despite returning the wallet, he boosted your studio gear.
     
  13. piggins411

    piggins411 SS.org Regular

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    I thought the story was going to end like this: "and i got up and went to take a shit, THERE WAS MY WALLET IN THE TOILET"
     
  14. Hollowway

    Hollowway Extended Ranger

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    How sure are you that you're awake now, and that this thread and these responses actually exist? How do you know that, in reality, you are not a government spy in 2068?
     
  15. Faine

    Faine Playing guitar.

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    thats actually a creepy story. :ugh:
     
  16. DrakkarTyrannis

    DrakkarTyrannis WWSD?

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    This story is creepy but you know the real kicker of it?....the OP's been dead for 2 years..
     
  17. The Beard

    The Beard Suttbex

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    So ur with ur computer and yur making out wen ur butt rigns.
    U go shit n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my wallet?"
    U tell ur chair n she say "my wallet is ded".
    THEN WHO WAS WALLET?
     
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    Dan Senior Member

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    I was waiting for this :lol:


    I'm going to say it was a you from the future who has gone back in time to steal your wallet only to give it back to you today. It's a sign of some sort dude...



    or aliens.
     
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    ilyti Lazy Ryebread Viking

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    This thread delivers.
     
  20. Hollowway

    Hollowway Extended Ranger

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    Of further intrigue is that when he opened the wallet there was also a piece of paper that said...

    "We can't explain it now, but borrowing your wallet was integral to showing the humans that they were right about the Higgs Boson. We are returning it to you now.

    p.s. We will likely have to steal a few more single socks out of your dryer when it's time to reveal more about black holes and portals."
     

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