Divorce

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  1. Thaeon

    Thaeon SS.org Regular

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    My wife just filed for one... And I couldn't be happier.

    However, I'm a bit irritated about the fact that she finds it necessary to fill me in on her wild oat sewing. I don't care, it's just too much information.
     
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  2. Divinehippie

    Divinehippie ESaD ;)

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    did you tell her that mate? and i mean if she's guna do it, do it back. go sew them oats. preferably all over the face of a girl who's younger and looks just like her.
     
  3. Thaeon

    Thaeon SS.org Regular

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    I haven't slept alone since she filed...
     
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  4. PyramidSmasher

    PyramidSmasher Chess Dragon

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    Thaeon is officially winning at divorce :hbang:
     
  5. niffnoff

    niffnoff Just another SunBro

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    Wife files for divorce. Zero fucks given.
     
  6. 7 Strings of Hate

    7 Strings of Hate Mid-Level Asshole Contributor

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    While i'm glad your bedding many wenches, make sure you protect your investments and possessions from the souless thing called a wife :lol:
     
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  7. BlindingLight7

    BlindingLight7 Needs moar Gear.....

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    WHY IS EVERYONE USING TERMS I DON'T UNDERSTAND?!?!

    Fuck you all.



    But that sucks dude, at least your happy about it and getting laid.
     
  8. niffnoff

    niffnoff Just another SunBro

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    :lol: this
     
  9. Scar Symmetry

    Scar Symmetry Ex Whiny Bitch

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    This thread is all about being a man and I fucking love it. You have every right to be annoyed, now sleep with as many 21 year olds as possible. :yesway:
     
  10. Varcolac

    Varcolac Frets? What frets?

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    The best thing about sleeping with twenty one year olds is that there are twenty of them.

    Instant Rimshot

    :wallbash:
     
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  11. Thaeon

    Thaeon SS.org Regular

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    All I gave a fuck about was my money and my gear. I've got those.

    Now if I can just get off of work and back in the sack. :hbang:
     
  12. Alpenglow

    Alpenglow music and shat

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    And now you have wenches too! Sounds like you're winning the divorce game. :lol:
     
  13. simulclass83

    simulclass83 Yes, pancakes.

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  14. Grand Moff Tim

    Grand Moff Tim Some call me... Tim

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    My Grandma once told me that the best thing you can do after breaking things off with a women is to get with somebody skinnier than she was.

    RIP, Grandma, you crazy old biddy :lol:.
     
  15. caskettheclown

    caskettheclown Sexytime!

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    Congrats on getting divorce.... I think


    Congrats on getting plenty of women too!

    Hopefully you won't lose half your things!
     
  16. skeels

    skeels ..to pay the beels

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    I'm guessing there's no kids.

    Cuz that fucking sucks...

    Divorced, two kids.
    Divorcing again, one kid...

    Fucking sucks man...

    She keeps coming back to fuck, but I just feel played ...
    I don't feel fucked, just fucked with...
     
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    Stealthdjentstic Banned

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    More gear money.

    More pussy.

    Mo money

    Mo bitches
     
  18. Xaios

    Xaios Foolish Mortal Contributor

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    This thread makes me :spock:.

    Mind elaborating on the situation surrounding your marriage and subsequent divorce?
     
  19. Thaeon

    Thaeon SS.org Regular

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    No kids. Very little stuff.

    We're still really friendly. Mostly. Though I find myself thinking more and more that I diet annoyed with her now. Funny how that works. She's not a bad person, and I'm just as at fault as anyone for why the marriage didn't last. But given a little time and space to get some perspective (a day), I've not been back to "our" place in two weeks for anything other than clothes or gear. I don't miss the situation. It was toxic for both of us.

    Not interested in a revisit of that situation ever. Not even for pussy. Not worth it.
     
  20. Thaeon

    Thaeon SS.org Regular

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    No joke...

    Just ordered a DC800.
     

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