Damn I'm Evil

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  1. highlordmugfug

    highlordmugfug themuthaphukkindeath

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    I love house centipedes.
    Anyone else think that these harmless little helpful bastards still look awesomely evil?

    More giant hi-res evil bug pictures anyone?
     
  2. Taylor2

    Taylor2 Teh Groove Metuhl

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    Kill it with fire.




    /scared of bugs.
     
  3. DVRP

    DVRP The HUMANCENTiPAD

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    :agreed:
     
  4. tacotiklah

    tacotiklah I am Denko (´・ω・`)

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    Looks almost like something from Half-Life 2. :ugh:
     
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    jymellis Talk To DeWalt

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    i have them in my house. they are pretty fuckin sik lookin. my wife and kids are freaked out by them. me and my 14 year old put one a cup and put it in the microwave the other day \m/


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    Cabinet :O

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    Are those fucking thorns on its mouth graspers?
     
  7. Cadavuh

    Cadavuh Bounce The ....

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    That is so twisted. It literally made me cringe.
     
  8. vampiregenocide

    vampiregenocide A Chap Called Ross

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    More a fan of the Giant Vietnamese Centipede myself. NSFW.

     
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    Evil7 LowCrushingMetal

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    \m/ less then 4 mins.. impressive for an insect!
     
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    Necris Bonitis.

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    They aren't horrifying until you make eye contact, and by "eye contact" I mean wake up with one on your face.
     
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    leandroab Stay Negative™

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    I hate bugs 'n insects. I fucking kill em' all. Especially mosquitoes. FUCK mosquitoes. FUUUCKKKK EMMM!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Randy Ooh, Degrasse Tyson-son Super Moderator

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    vampiregenocide A Chap Called Ross

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    Theres a theory that if spiders were as big as a cat or bigger, humans wouldn't be the dominant species on earth. Whether that would be true I don't know, but they'd fuck us up.
     
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    theclap SS.org Regular

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    Man is only most dominant because of our brain power. We have the knowledge and logic to overcome any obstacle. Basically, we have guns so that wouldn't happen. A bear or elephant or rhino or a shark etc could easily fuck us up if we were naked and had nothing but our bodies.However, there would probably be a few less animals running around outside. And those centipedes in your house suck they're always all over in my basement. I also heard that they bite but that was from an unreliable source.
     
  15. FireInside

    FireInside THE. DEAD. SEASON.

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    Mosquitoes drive me crazy but I fucking hate spiders and scorpions the most.
     
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    SirMyghin The Dirt Guy Contributor

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    My last apartment we had a 2" monster of one in the bathroom, my wife almost died.
     
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    sepsis311 Devil's Advocate

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    i hate 'em, i've only seen one where i live. i kept spraying it in windex to drown it, and then wrapped a roll of paper towels around my hand to pick it up and toss it in the garbage, before bringing the half empty garbage out to the curb.
     
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    liamh Geek-chic

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    I hate pretty much all insects and bugs.
    But Crane flies are the ones which freak me out the most, I literally cant be in the same room as one.
     
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    vampiregenocide A Chap Called Ross

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    This would be before we had guns. I mean if spiders were that big, then we wouldn't have got to the point we are at now in our evolution, spiders would've been dominant predators and killed off our ancestors. And bears, elephants, rhinos and sharks in particular are bad examples because A. only 2 of those are predators and B. none of them are as widespread as spiders. Spiders exist in every kind of habitat, on every continent in the world. They have evolved into 40,000 different variations each with their own speciality. Like I said though, this is awhat if. Current insects and arachnids can't grow to those sizes due to the lower amount of oxygen in our atmosphere compared to the Carboniferous period, when conditions were perfect for terrestrial invertebrates and they grew to enormous sizes (30inch wide dragonflies, 3ft long scorpions etc).
    And centipedes can bite, some are highly venomous and dangerous to humans.
     
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    clouds SS.org Regular

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    I'm not gonna sleep tonight. :squint:.
     

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