conspiracy theories / mystical creatures / urban legends...the thread!

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  1. StevenC

    StevenC SS.org Regular

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    It's almost like a biologist coined the term meme
     
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    cwhitey2 BlackendCrust Metal™

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    I honestly haven't watched them...I feel like a horrible fan. I have watched just about every episode 2-3 times.
     
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    This season is uneven but better than the last. Appropriately enough with the current conversation, there was an episode about the Mandela Effect a few weeks ago that was pretty funny.
     
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    What about that conspiracy theory where George Bush placed banana peels on every floor of the Trade Center towers so people would slip out the windows?
     
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    DudeManBrother Hey...how did everybody get in my room?

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    I like the conspiracy that Marcworm Jim committed suicide after his 3rd bad experience with Strandberg guitars and his unrestful ghost posts here on SSO under the name of a broadway musical composer.
     
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    Andrew Lloyd Webber Super Duper Moduraturr

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    How is that a conspiracy?
     
  7. DudeManBrother

    DudeManBrother Hey...how did everybody get in my room?

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    He’s conspiring to steal Ola’s penis cloth; as he believes that only Ola’s urine soaked cloth will provide enough lubricant to pull up a major 4th with the trem bar. He used the Broadway musician as a perfect alibi. How could he have stolen the penis cloth? He was writing a tune for “My Two Dads the Musical” when the crime was committed. Who else would want that cloth? Obviously Marc would, but he’s dead. We all saw his account get buried...or did it?
     
  8. steinmetzify

    steinmetzify CHUG & SLUDGE

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    Late to this, but drinking and surfing and forgot about this thread.

    Dude, my last name starts with 'Stein'

    I read voraciously from age 2; my mom worked a lot as a single parent and taught me to read at a young age, so I could entertain myself and read to my brother. I remember thinking it was neat that their name was partly like mine....I never would have thought that if the last name had been 'Berenstain'.

    Berenstein Bears was ALWAYS 'stein' until someone told me it wasn't. Went and looked it up and they're saying it was always like that.

    Thank fuck there are pics of old books online spelled the way I thought it should be, otherwise I'd have honestly thought I was crazy..

    Other one that got me was the Anne Rice shit.....I've read the entire Vampire series way more than once, seen that movie like 5-6 times and I always thought it was 'Interview With A Vampire'...and I can't find that ANYWHERE. It's always posted as Interview With The Vampire.

    Shit wigs me out.
     
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  9. Randy

    Randy ROOMFORYOUROOMFORYOUROOMFORYOU Super Moderator

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    Who ever said Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
     
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    I've read that Humpty Dumpty originated as a satirical political rhyme, HD being a portly politician who was in some scandal and politically ruined, and the king was on his side but all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again. So, actually an appropriate subject in a conspiracy theory thread.
     
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    Humpty Dumpty may have been an ally to the king, but he knew too much and needed to be silenced. Why else would horses be sent to perform first aid? They're rarely trained for CPR!
     
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    why was humpty dumpty sitting on a great wall? he was obviously framed to make his fall look like an accident/suicide
     
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    It's obvious that Humpty Dumpty is a metaphor for someone who crossed the Clinton's.
     
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    Humpty wouldn't have fallen off that wall if Trump hadn't built it

    Game over, Trumpists.
     
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    Trump can't possibly continue on as president after that bombshell realization.
     
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