Boy dies after... Well, see for yourself...

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  1. Jakke

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    Boy dies after masturbating 42 times


    I am such a terrible person that the first thing I wondered was who was keeping the count..:yesway:



    Seriously though, this is probably so fake that it approaches reality from the other side, but still, quite a neat story. It's old, but I heard it first today:lol:
     
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    Only 42? Pussy.
     
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    39....40 oh oh....41 come on one more you can do it ..... 42 uggghhhh :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    I think if he had access to that, this wouldn't have happened.
     
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    this is some hitchhikers guide answer to everything shit. 42
     
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    I guess he died doing what he loved! W.I.P
     
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    Obviously fake. This is about as descriptive as a death notice. It goes into no medical detail as to why he would die.
     
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    Faker than a pornstar's breast. :lol:

    Besides, the guy who holds the world record for it went 80 something times and he's perfectly healthy (ok, some would argue that).
     
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    This image is in the article.

    Everyone needs to know that. :lol:
     
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