Apparantly I'm not short enough...

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  1. noodles

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    ...because this is Wee Man's (from Jackass) girlfriend. :yesway:

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    :eek: Dude, fuckin shrink me, I'd love to crawl up inside of that
     
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    Mmmm... He's just about bewbie height, as long as she has those heels on. Otherwise, she seems rather Lilliputian herself. :agreed:
     
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    He could walk straight into her nips (.)(.) :lol:
     
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    Lilliput FTW! :lol:
     
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    He's 4'7", so that would put her at about average height for a woman.
     
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    I boned a chick before that was 4'11 and weight 95lbs..with clothes on.and shoes ..interesting :lol:
     
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    Shit, that's not so small! She's about 5' then.

    Well Dave, another woman to look up to! :lol:
     
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    :spock: dude that is the biggest three inches ever..she looks to around 5'4-5'7
     
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    From 4'7" to 5' is 5 inches :fawk:
     
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    :lol: true..
     
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    I'd say she's between 5' and 5'3" personally. Which is on the low end of the average height for women.
     
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    You know why he has a girlfriend like that?

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
     
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    Nah..she is a pretty girl and besides being really short he ain't bad looking.. :shrug: I'm sure money don't hurt but don't think its the onyl reason.. :lol:
     
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    Eh, money's not always the case...I bet wee-man is the kind of dude that gets puss...but seeing Mini-me with a super-hot 6' blond chick kinda makes me wonder...

    And for the record...wee-man's chick is bonerriffic.
     
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    Note 3" heels...:idea:
     
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    I wanna kick that midget in the head and throw that cutie over my shoulder and take her to my underground lair.
     
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    Weeman is tough I reckon he could take a few shots to the head :lol:
     
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    Yeah...but i'd do it more than a couple times....like a mortal kombat bicycle kick, to the head.
     
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