Coulter: Any growing interest in soccer a sign of nation's moral decay "If more "Americans" are watching soccer today, it's only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy's 1965 immigration law. I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time." lolwut? "Soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it's European." "Despite being subjected to Chinese-style brainwashing in the public schools to use centimeters and Celsius..." Not sure if this belongs in Sports or Politics... I do know that this is probably the worst thing ever written in the English language.