Alien Abductions

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  1. Iamasingularity

    Iamasingularity 7string Ghost

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    Penn and Teller`s showtime:

    Part 1:
    [youtubevid]NGZ1AgZ6sKw[/youtubevid]
    Part 2:
    [youtubevid]xYz9SQ56nSE[/youtubevid]

    Your thoughts/comments on the video/subject?
     
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  2. TRENCHLORD

    TRENCHLORD Banned

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    All I know is; If alien women look like this, I wanna party!!!
    [youtubevid]aqv2dNflLpU[/youtubevid]
     
  3. Demiurge

    Demiurge Intrepid Jackass

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    I can't decide which type of aliens to believe in: the kind that taught our ancestors how to move and cut stones with their minds in remote antiquity, or the kind that really needs to know what is up our butts.
     
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    Stealthtastic Doesn't play guitar

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    That lady at the end of part 1 telling about how you know you've been in contact with extra terrestrial beings is creepy as hell.

    And "I can move a few things with my mind every now and then, but I need to practice." pfft that made me laugh, and 60$ an hour!?!?! I'd like that situation too!

    Those people are just full of bullshit,

    sorry if I offended anyone by pointing out obvious things that I thought were hilarious.
     
  5. Chickenhawk

    Chickenhawk Monolithic A.D.-dibs

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    I was abducted by aliens once...

    ...they had tacos.


    /stupid

    I believe something other than humans as we know it helped shape human civilization and had a hand in the way we've evolved.

    How and why? Hell if I fucking know. :shrug:
     
  6. Chickenhawk

    Chickenhawk Monolithic A.D.-dibs

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    I was abducted by aliens once...

    ...they had tacos.


    /stupid

    I believe something other than humans as we know it helped shape human civilization and had a hand in the way we've evolved.

    How and why? Hell if I fucking know. :shrug:
     
  7. Jakke

    Jakke Pretty wisdomous

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    I love those guys:)
    I watch Bullshit all the time.

    Is there a coincidence that all of the participants in the support group is on psychofarmaca?

    -I think not...



    I'd also like that situation:agreed:
     
  8. shanejohnson02

    shanejohnson02 Hammer of the Gods

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    Do aliens exist? Maybe. Probably even.

    Do I have any evidence to support this?






    nope.
     
  9. Iamasingularity

    Iamasingularity 7string Ghost

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    The black lady has to be the funniest. She thinks she`s married to this reptilian and has 2 kids. <----Thats sad. Even the black twin, she was like "The aliens are black" <----WTF. All these guys are nuts, and its sad that some people exploit them and make money over sessions that do nothing but brainwash them. All these conventions are full of shit, you can just see by the shit they sell. Shells, small stones and common crystals, so-on. I read this today:

    BBC News - Kepler 22-b: Earth-like planet confirmed
     
  10. tuneinrecords

    tuneinrecords SS.org Regular

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    I've seen two UFO's along the New Jersey coast (which is a hot spot) with other witnesses. These sitings were at least a decade apart and both were similar although the second instance seemed closer than the first. Were they alien? I couldn't tell you, but I can tell you that these objects moved like no publicly known air craft. Speeds and maneuvers like you wouldn't believe.

    An awesome read is Communion by Whitley Strieber. Whether you believe in aliens or not, this book was amazing.
     
  11. Explorer

    Explorer He seldomly knows...

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    Man, it's great to have another true believer here on the board. Somehow you've managed to fly under my radar for too long.
     
  12. leandroab

    leandroab Stay Negativeā„¢

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    Translated into portuguese? Then that shit is real...!
     
  13. Murmel

    Murmel Fapping to J-rock

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    I was abducted by aliens once.

    They gave me tacos.
     
  14. USMarine75

    USMarine75 Doc McStuffins

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    Google search... "alien tacos":

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    PS All this taco talk I'm getting Qdoba for lunch now mmm.
     
  15. Adam Of Angels

    Adam Of Angels The GAS Man

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    Didn't you get the memo? We're all 100% positive that UFO's are of this world, because we're all geniuses. Duh.
     
  16. eaeolian

    eaeolian <b><font color="red">The Church of SEVEN</font></b

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    See, though, that's the wrong question. It's not their existence that's the issue, it's the likelihood that an alien race sufficiently advanced enough to travel here in the first place would abduct a few people at random, completely in secret, just because they could. Then they never make a mistake or get caught.

    Yeah, right. :lol:
     
  17. Jakke

    Jakke Pretty wisdomous

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    I have a problem accepting that an alien race advanced enough to travel at speeds well over light speed has to abduct people to make test on them. Our own scientists can grow tissue in laboratories, why can't this race do it?
     
  18. Adam Of Angels

    Adam Of Angels The GAS Man

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    I don't think that anybody traveling here would use high speed thrust to do it, I would have to figure that they'd use anti-gravity or something. That's beside the point.

    If they did get here and did abduct people, I think they'd be intelligent enough to not get caught. However, I don't see the point in abductions and therefore have no reason to subscribe to the idea.. Unless there's something fascinating/unique about our race that's worth studying.
     
  19. Jakke

    Jakke Pretty wisdomous

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    But then you would just have to get some DNA, and you could just grow it in a lab, that would spare you the travel.
     
  20. Adam Of Angels

    Adam Of Angels The GAS Man

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    That's probable, unless that for some reason doesn't work for their purposes. Or they're just really gay for actual earthlings.
     

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