Jakke
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Jakke

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Jakke was last seen:
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    1. Gothic Headhunter
      Gothic Headhunter
      what do you think of that "2012 enlightenment thread" guy?
    2. Gothic Headhunter
      Gothic Headhunter
      No, I will not. Vampires suck thier victim's blood slowly, you take rep swiftly and rapidly, and by the time we find out what happened, you strike again somewhere else, it may be Off-Topic, it may be P&CE, but no matter where, it will allready be too late.
    3. Pooluke41
      Pooluke41
      Homeopathic Ghostbusters!
    4. Pooluke41
      Pooluke41
      I also agree.

      Now pay $1000 for Chopra's "Guide to living with unruly Chakras."
    5. Pooluke41
      Pooluke41
      Don't worry.

      WE HAVE CHOPRA. :lol:
    6. Pooluke41
      Pooluke41
      :lol:

      No, I was too busy contacting my inner chakras and astrally projecting. :lol:
    7. Pooluke41
      Pooluke41
      You would have became a martyr for skeptics all round!
    8. Pooluke41
      Pooluke41
      I was expecting a mass ban.

      Or Randy.
    9. Pooluke41
      Pooluke41
      I thought it would be closed by now.

      Also.

      4 rep bars now.
    10. Pooluke41
      Pooluke41
      I just remembered that "ascension" thread.

      I'm gonna look at the aftermath since I left it and went to bed. :lol:
    11. Gothic Headhunter
      Gothic Headhunter
      Anytime :yesway:
    12. Gothic Headhunter
      Gothic Headhunter
      You may find this interesting, but something tells me you allready know this.
      Self-domestication - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    13. Pooluke41
      Pooluke41
      I am addicted to using GIFs.

      I just rep anyone just to use GIF's now. :lol:

      [IMG]
    14. Pooluke41
      Pooluke41
      [IMG]

      This is your victory dance for defeating the holistic tinfoil hat wearing vegan alliance. :lol:
    15. Pooluke41
      Pooluke41
      *NEXT TIME ON OLIVER LEWIS THE DAREDEVIL THIEF. OLIVER WILL ATTEMPT TO STEAL A HEAVILY FLAMED NECK FROM JAKKE*

      I will be back.. You shall never know what I am doing!
    16. Pooluke41
      Pooluke41
      Darn!

      Foiled again. :(
    17. Pooluke41
      Pooluke41
      You can't hide forever.

      I want the Axe-FX's! :lol:
    18. highlordmugfug
      highlordmugfug
      I'm pretty sure they'll come back regardless of if you tell or not. ;) There's no shortage apparently.

      At least if you do tell someone, it's less "I was sodomized by a bat demon" and more "lol, dumb guy".
    19. highlordmugfug
      highlordmugfug
      Maybe THAT...

      is actually the worst christmas ever!
      [IMG]


      That or the looks.
    20. highlordmugfug
      highlordmugfug
      Grown RELIGIOUS people ;)

      An important distinction to make. At least they're consistent: they'll believe anything ridiculous they hear, no cherry pickers here! :lol:

      EDIT: And it is absolutely hilarious that it has no basis in reality at all, they just made up a one eyed bat thing that buttsexes people with no motive, and does it again if they don't tell people about it, for no reason. :rofl: Bored much?
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    Location:
    In a van... DOWN' BY THE RIVER!
    Occupation:
    Student
    Primary Seven:
    Ibanez Universe -10
    Main Rig:
    Peavey Valveking
    Real Name:
    Jakob
    Band:
    Democraship
    Sevenstring Guitars:
    Ibanez Universe
    RAN Crusher
    Other Guitars:
    Epiphone Les Paul Elitist (Duncan pickups)
    ESP LTD ST203FR with Duncans
    Cheapo Aria semi-hollow,
    Ibanez Artwood Acoustic,
    No-name nylon string acoustic
    Preamp/Amps:
    Peavey Valveking 212 (Celestion V30's)

    Peavey Vypyr

    A small 18 W Kustom
    Effects & Pedals:
    A lot of Ibanez pedals
    Reading books, watching movies, music

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    Member of the Injustice League with Pooluke41, -42 and BrainArt

    I am Dr. Disappointinator, after an accident with a radioactive school teacher I now possess the ability to instantly crush all hopes and desires of any individual at any given time

    Emotions are for women, and gay children