[Xtremevillan]

Since a picstory has to have words, I will inject humorous comments which you shouldn't read.

You thought Stitch's RG7 was epic. You thought JJ's sex of gear was epic. You might have thought that your picstory was pretty damn good. Lemme ask you a question: have you known my dreams? If you have this will come as no surprise to you, but if you have not, prepare to have every picstory blown out of the water.

Facebook resized the pictures. The original pictures are 1.9MB, taken by a 10MP camera.

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LET US BEGIN:


What could this be?


Hmm...could be a hooker.


HOLY SHIT I'M RIGHT!


"Carrie", the Japanese hooker. Well, I know where to go with you...

That's right, my room. Filled with that kinda stuff.


You know, junk.


Wait.

Wait.WHAT?



What the fuck is this shit, it's not a hooker?


I thought this meant tattoos: 2, and lipstick color...

*sigh* might as well cut it up.





BTW, I lost the knife, I have no idea where it is. Also, I'm such a noob...all I had to do was open a fucking flap. I spent time cutting it for no reason.



Come on out.


The hell? I said get out.



It's a note? Maybe it's the hooker's apology.


Nope, it's a description of order. And now you know my priorities for the day.

I slowly start to undress it...I'm gonna be horrible with women in the future. "Hey Neal, take off my bra?" "SURE!"


But in the end, I'll get what I want. Or 5 to 10.


You might as well take it all off. I'm close.


GTFO BUBBLE WRAP.


Hmm, a conflict...


R-R-R-RESOLVED!


It's my dream come true...




Hands........shaking....


I have to pee.



....

IT'S SUFFOCATING! Wait, wait. There's a rip.



...Wait, there's a rip? FUCK.



This is what it would look like if the Titanic rose from the sea.



Say, what time is it?




JESUS TIME.






Yes. And the most glorious shot of all, in my room:














Yeah, feet.


X32335, in case you were wondering.


And now, for outside pictures.








Second best picture:









Third best picture.



Meaning to "Sky", don't it.


Ugly sponge edges shown.

This made me nervous at first.






233 MB of Frozen Sky pics: MEGAUPLOAD











































































































































































































































































OH YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER?

You don't even know.


Well that one's easy enough to figure out.



Hm...this one....


You know what? Fuck it.




Slicin' and dicin'....wit mah new knife-in'...



Sup Necrophagist? Also, I think I have hairy arms...



Do do do, hey, conflict resolved hardcase:


Guess I have to cut down the middle...



...shit, how am I going to open this? I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY THAT I'M AN IDIOT.



HULK TEAR



HULK GRAB



HULK PULL


HULK STOP PULLING BECAUSE ARM HURTS AND HULK KNOW THAT DISLOCATED SHOULDER NO GOOD

THEN HULK REALIZE

THERE ANOTHER FLAP



You know how fucking idiotic I felt taking these pictures?



Come on, get the fuck out.



YES.



YES.

YES.




Wait, what...



Holy shit that's huge. Comparison picture:







So you have a cabinet. Big fucking deal. What you gonna do, put your Roland Cube 60 in it? Moron. Get a tube amp, or can you afford one? You say you save all this money but you prolly spent it on porn you fucking--

HOLD ON THERE, SCOTTY. LET'S SHIFT 2 INCHES TO THE LEFT.



What, the guitar stand? Get that out of my way.



What, a space heater? Don't you know you shouldn't keep that covered? It'll catch on fire! You're such an idio--




...Wow, so dramatic. Can you hurry the fuck up?



K, thanks. Now what the fuck is it?

Well, I'll give you a hint.




Hm. Well, that leaves a lot of amps. I mean, it could be a Roadster or--




OH I KNOW! IS IT A MESA TRIPLE RECTIFIER SOLO HEAD?

Yeah, it is.



Yeah. bigness made sure nothing happened to it.



All three of the equip in one shot.


But now I have a predicament...where to put the Mesa? I mean it doesn't have any volume. The Roland Cube is a combo, and the Vader only outputs sound.


...Mesa doesn't output sound, Vader outputs sound.

...

I KNOW!



...Where did the box go?

A VIOLENT SWIRL OF ORANGE







But where plugs go?



Don't even fucking mention the Bengay.



This...could be dangerous.



...Aw, shit. Fuck it.



I believe I ordered 8 ohms, so I plug a speaker cable into 8 ohms.



Reciprocation baby, it's what makes this relationship work.



? Where...



All is love.


Excitement overcomes me as I go to turn it on...






So far, so good...dark night?






















































































































































LOL, you thought it was over.




Jesus Christ. This is gonna be a fun month.

[Abhorred]

Well, there you have it - a nice little rig. Now play the hell out of it.

[D-EJ915]

That TAT looks awesome man, It'd be even more awesome without the tummy cut :P

[ibznorange]

nice setup dude

[ZeroSignal]

[Zak1233]

:0 thats the first pic story to have ever gotten me excited!! fuk i want all ur shit lolol
i gta wait till next year for a caparison xD
btw did you order it from caparison ?? if so how long did it take to arrive??

[Xtremevillan]

I ordered it from a nice company named Guitar Asylum. They're great people to deal with. Very responsive, very fast. If you're going to buy a Caparison, get it from them.

I live an hour away, so obviously, next day delivery. Got it around 1 PM.

[Zak1233]

ah sweet thanks for lettin em know man

[budda]

this was not as epic a picstory as promised.

1) you are missing a 7
2) you do not have kittens
3) you did not post any clips with the pics

yeah im just bein a dick man, nice NGD.

mind if i ask how much all that hurt your wallet? looks $3500'ish lol.

[Edroz]

Originally Posted by budda

this was not as epic a picstory as promised.

1) you are missing a 7
2) you do not have kittens
3) you did not post any clips with the pics

yeah im just bein a dick man, nice NGD.

mind if i ask how much all that hurt your wallet? looks $3500'ish lol.

he's missing a 7 because it is in the STANDARD (ie, SIX STRING) forum