Craigslist "famous" guitar...

M3CHK1LLA · 05-29-2012, 12:20 AM

**This guitar was used by Yngwe Malmsteen! Must HAVE for collectors

edit: thought id better capture the ad before its gone...

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**This guitar was used by Yngwe Malmsteen! Must HAVE for collectors - $250 (plano)

This is a Kramer off-set V shaped guitar...black...like a shiny sports car!! This guitar once made Eddie Van Halen run like a little baby....he was scared of my rocking rendition of "Eruption"!! I bet this guitar will make your life 100% better...because you will be so happy knowing that you own it.....I was just kidding about it being used by Yngwe...but I bet he wished he could've played it!!

It was used by the famous heavy metal band.........AMMO.......
The songs "Back in the driver's seat" and "Hawk" and "BF Hell" were actually written using this guitar. Part of the original recordings for "The FAROS" and "1121 Street" were made with this EXACT guitar!! People will cry when they hear your screaming licks!!! Don't wait....this is the guitar you've been waiting for...buy it for your son...HE DESERVES IT!!! We even played a few power ballads...including the infamous "Crush" which made it to number #19 on the European Billboard charts in 1987. Last but not least...our only Number #1 song "Long Road" was written on this guitar. I cry when I think about this song. I might even teach you how to play this song if I can hold the tears back......

Floyd Rose "whammy bar"....2 double humbucking pick-ups.......comes with hard case...this guitar was on tour with headlining act "Ammo"....we ROCKED THE HOUSE back in the day!!!

I will even throw in a few "slightly used" guitar picks and a pair of rusty pliers!! I am not repsonsible for groupies showing up at your front door....

This guitar is perfect for your "little rock star in the making"

Also....check out my old school TV's & VCR's...basically FREE...only $10 each...mix and match....your choice

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and of coarse the "old school tv's & vcr's"

rcsierra13 · 05-29-2012, 02:36 AM

Some great lines in that ad

"I am not repsonsible for groupies showing up at your front door...."

OR this shiner

" I cry when I think about this song. I might even teach you how to play this song if I can hold the tears back......"

AcousticMinja · 05-29-2012, 02:43 AM

Man those Tv's! What a steal.

Crank · 05-29-2012, 03:45 AM

wonderful! last line with TV and VCR destroyed the cosmos! What a win!!!

Slunk Dragon · 05-29-2012, 08:06 AM

I can't tell if the person trying to sell that guitar has a weird sense of humor or is just plain crazy.

GuitaristOfHell · 05-29-2012, 08:42 AM

^ Yeah, I'm sure he's being funny... I hope...

Nonservium · 05-29-2012, 09:12 AM

Rofl @ that whole thing. Crazy shit.

M3CHK1LLA · 05-29-2012, 10:00 PM

apparently the band "ammo" is legit...it has its own wiki page

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ammo_(band)

Waelstrum · 05-29-2012, 10:06 PM

"2 double humbucking pick-ups" I need this, my pickups only buck a single hum each.

engage757 · 05-29-2012, 10:36 PM

total win.

MetalHeadMat · 05-30-2012, 01:42 AM

I can't see the guitar, the first picture is of a shiny sports car!

M3CHK1LLA · 05-30-2012, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by MetalHeadMat

I can't see the guitar, the first picture is of a shiny sports car!

click this link then...its still up on cl.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/msg/2956868745.html

Konfyouzd · 05-30-2012, 11:41 AM

Dear Person Selling Guitar -

Eat a dick. You deserve it!

- Konfyouzd

Don Vito · 05-30-2012, 12:18 PM

Oh God that is funny!!!

I'm more interested in that CRT TV though.

Nonservium · 05-30-2012, 12:27 PM

I might just call this guy. I have to go over to Allen next Thursday, see if I can stop by on the way back lol.

engage757 · 05-30-2012, 01:29 PM

Maybe if I buy all the Tvs and VCRs, he will throw in the guitar AND teach me how to play his hits!!!!

Nonservium · 05-30-2012, 02:18 PM

I'm gonna just ask him if I can bask in it's glory!

TheKindred · 05-30-2012, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by M3CHK1LLA

apparently the band "ammo" is legit...it has its own wiki page

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ammo_(band)

What are the odds he contributed this to Wikipedia just to support the CL ad?

Konfyouzd · 05-30-2012, 02:31 PM

High...

Jakke · 05-30-2012, 02:39 PM

The wiki page is gone now, I think that settles the issue

nostealbucket · 05-30-2012, 03:05 PM

I heard that Tvs can djent like a .....

TheKindred · 05-30-2012, 03:36 PM

It's still up. For whatever reason the link cuts off the last ). That said, this is all that is listed ...

Ammo (band)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Ammo is a Belgian-Canadian band consisting of John Sellekaers and C-drik Fermont. Their style range from electro to musical improvisation. Since 2000, they released an handful of CDs and vinyls. Including breakbeat remixes of Bon Jovi, Britney Spears and Shaggy.

M3CHK1LLA · 05-30-2012, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Nonservium

I might just call this guy. I have to go over to Allen next Thursday, see if I can stop by on the way back lol.

please get an autograph or two...

also record the story if you can so we can hear it too...pretty please!

mr_rainmaker · 05-30-2012, 08:08 PM

"This guitar was used by Yngwe Malmsteen!" yep ING must have SNEEZED on it.

Nonservium · 05-31-2012, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by M3CHK1LLA

please get an autograph or two...

also record the story if you can so we can hear it too...pretty please!

LOL if I wasn't tryin to get a new 7 or 8 string I'd ....in just buy it. I'd love to have a V and the story behind this alone is worth it.

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05-29-2012, 02:36 AM	#2
rcsierra13 SS.org Regular Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Melbourne Posts: 665 Thanked: 11 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Some great lines in that ad "I am not repsonsible for groupies showing up at your front door...." OR this shiner " I cry when I think about this song. I might even teach you how to play this song if I can hold the tears back......" Blood Ghost, engage757 and Don Vito like this. http://www.facebook.com/Centenarians http://soundcloud.com/centenarians

05-29-2012, 03:45 AM	#4
Crank Mike / Made Of Hate Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Warsaw, Poland Posts: 122 Thanked: 3 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	wonderful! last line with TV and VCR destroyed the cosmos! What a win!!! MADE OF HATE FRYETTE 2902 FOR SALE!!!

05-29-2012, 08:42 AM	#6
GuitaristOfHell The Optimist Prime. Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Long Beach or Saugerties Posts: 4,162 Thanked: 129 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	^ Yeah, I'm sure he's being funny... I hope... If You're selling a Gibson Explorer PM Me! Proud gear owner of: Schecter V-1 ATX with passive duncans Takamine EG 431 SC (something like that) 1994 Peavey bandit 112 combo/ head Hughes and Kettner 4x12 Boss GT8 MXR ZW OD and that's all folks!

05-29-2012, 09:12 AM	#7
Nonservium ss.org Irregular Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texarse Posts: 2,075 Thanked: 32 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Rofl @ that whole thing. Crazy shit. "I don't care if a guitar is made of mythril and strung with Shakira's pubes, Im not paying over 4K for one." - glassmoon0fo

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05-29-2012, 02:43 AM	#3
AcousticMinja String Theorist Join Date: May 2010 Location: Trabuco Canyon, CA Posts: 959 Thanked: 15 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Man those Tv's! What a steal.

05-29-2012, 08:06 AM	#5
Slunk Dragon Lone Axe-man Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Harper Woods, MI Posts: 402 Thanked: 5 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I can't tell if the person trying to sell that guitar has a weird sense of humor or is just plain crazy.

05-29-2012, 10:00 PM	#8
M3CHK1LLA angel sword guardian Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: orbiting caprica Posts: 2,135 Thanked: 27 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	apparently the band "ammo" is legit...it has its own wiki page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ammo_(band) I always thought Cliff getting killed instead of Lars was like John Lennon getting killed instead of Yoko - MJS how many guitars are enough? ...just one or two more!

05-29-2012, 10:06 PM	#9
Waelstrum All Fourths Advocate Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,123 Thanked: 4 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"2 double humbucking pick-ups" I need this, my pickups only buck a single hum each. jl-austin, M3CHK1LLA, Bigfan and 1 others like this. I'm not a hipster, I just act like it ironically. Learning is metal as ..... - SchecterWhore

05-29-2012, 10:36 PM	#10
engage757 Caparison Whore Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: St. Augustine Beach, Florida Posts: 3,661 Thanked: 152 Feedback Score: 26 reviews	total win. *Some favorites: Caparison Angelus HGS/Customs, Mayones Regius', Dingwall ABZ, Blackmachine B6/B2 and a Carvin CT6. My own little favorite slice of heaven.* Staff writer/Gear reviewer- Ignition Music Magazine/ Wax Music Magazine. Check out my Facebook G.A.S. - inspiring pages and show us your gear/G.A.S.! http://on.fb.me/ZjgcKg Then Check out our affiliate pages: Bass- http://on.fb.me/10dpigi Studio- http://on.fb.me/10tqZjP

05-30-2012, 01:42 AM	#11
MetalHeadMat That's a prick job. Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Windsor Posts: 105 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I can't see the guitar, the first picture is of a shiny sports car!

05-30-2012, 11:41 AM	#13
Konfyouzd Dread-I Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Mars Posts: 15,518 Thanked: 191 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	Dear Person Selling Guitar - Eat a dick. You deserve it! - Konfyouzd "... and on either side of the river was the tree of life. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations." "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle and the herb for the service of man." "Lifes too short to hate Floyd Roses."

05-30-2012, 12:18 PM	#14
Don Vito ....! Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Alabama Posts: 3,186 Thanked: 8 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Oh God that is funny!!! I'm more interested in that CRT TV though. M3CHK1LLA likes this.

05-30-2012, 12:27 PM	#15
Nonservium ss.org Irregular Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texarse Posts: 2,075 Thanked: 32 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I might just call this guy. I have to go over to Allen next Thursday, see if I can stop by on the way back lol. M3CHK1LLA likes this. "I don't care if a guitar is made of mythril and strung with Shakira's pubes, Im not paying over 4K for one." - glassmoon0fo

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Jakke Alex Jones plz Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: In a van... DOWN' BY THE RIVER! Posts: 3,457 Thanked: 90 $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 0 reviews	The wiki page is gone now, I think that settles the issue Konfyouzd likes this. Member of the Injustice League with Pooluke41, -42 and BrainArt I am Dr. Disappointinator, after an accident with a radioactive school teacher I now possess the ability to instantly crush all hopes and desires of any individual at any given time Emotions are for women, and gay children Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it But the way those atoms are put together -Carl Sagan

05-30-2012, 01:29 PM	#16
engage757 Caparison Whore Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: St. Augustine Beach, Florida Posts: 3,661 Thanked: 152 Feedback Score: 26 reviews	Maybe if I buy all the Tvs and VCRs, he will throw in the guitar AND teach me how to play his hits!!!! M3CHK1LLA likes this. *Some favorites: Caparison Angelus HGS/Customs, Mayones Regius', Dingwall ABZ, Blackmachine B6/B2 and a Carvin CT6. My own little favorite slice of heaven.* Staff writer/Gear reviewer- Ignition Music Magazine/ Wax Music Magazine. Check out my Facebook G.A.S. - inspiring pages and show us your gear/G.A.S.! http://on.fb.me/ZjgcKg Then Check out our affiliate pages: Bass- http://on.fb.me/10dpigi Studio- http://on.fb.me/10tqZjP

05-30-2012, 02:18 PM	#17
Nonservium ss.org Irregular Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texarse Posts: 2,075 Thanked: 32 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I'm gonna just ask him if I can bask in it's glory! Furtive Glance and M3CHK1LLA like this. "I don't care if a guitar is made of mythril and strung with Shakira's pubes, Im not paying over 4K for one." - glassmoon0fo

05-30-2012, 02:31 PM	#19
Konfyouzd Dread-I Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Mars Posts: 15,518 Thanked: 191 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	High... "... and on either side of the river was the tree of life. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations." "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle and the herb for the service of man." "Lifes too short to hate Floyd Roses."

05-30-2012, 03:05 PM	#21
nostealbucket aint no gahdam woman Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Augusta, GA Posts: 880 Thanked: 8 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I heard that Tvs can djent like a ..... I have a MINIWHALE! shirt now. Epic shirt is epic.

05-30-2012, 03:36 PM	#22
TheKindred ๏̯͡๏﴿ _██_ (ಠ_ృ) Join Date: May 2011 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 375 Thanked: 2 / 1 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	It's still up. For whatever reason the link cuts off the last ). That said, this is all that is listed ... Ammo (band) From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Ammo is a Belgian-Canadian band consisting of John Sellekaers and C-drik Fermont. Their style range from electro to musical improvisation. Since 2000, they released an handful of CDs and vinyls. Including breakbeat remixes of Bon Jovi, Britney Spears and Shaggy.

05-30-2012, 08:08 PM	#24
mr_rainmaker Resident Cherokee Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: NE Okieland Posts: 1,609 Thanked: 35 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"This guitar was used by Yngwe Malmsteen!" yep ING must have SNEEZED on it. I refuse to have a Mandated quote...

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