Bungals (Bengals) Jokes!

Popsyche · 02-07-2007, 01:56 PM

Better late than never, I suppose! I just received these for you Bungals fans.

Bengals Out of Playoffs - Police on Alert

1. What do you call a drug ring in Cincinnati?
A huddle.

2. Four Cincinnati Bengals in a car, who's driving?
The police.

3. Why can't Chris Henry get into a huddle on the field anymore?
It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

4. The Cincinnati newspapers reported yesterday that Paul Brown Stadium
is going to take out the artificial turf because the Bengals "play
better on grass."

5. Coach Marvin Lewis has adopted a new "Honor System" for his players
- "Yes your Honor, No your Honor".

6. The Bengals had a 8 and 5 season this year: 8 arrests (literally), 5
convictions.

7. The Bengals knew they had to do something for their defense, but
they couldn't get the defensive coordinator they really wanted,: Johnny
Cochran

8. How do the Bengals spend their first week at mini-camp?
Studying the Miranda Rights.

Jason · 02-07-2007, 02:04 PM

I thought it was 9 or 10 arrests tho?

Popsyche · 02-07-2007, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .jason.

I thought it was 9 or 10 arrests tho?

Maybe all precincts haven't reported in yet!

Leon · 02-07-2007, 02:17 PM

having lived in Cincy for several years, the best part was hearing shit like this from the sports guys ON THE LOCAL NEWS

Dive-Baum · 02-07-2007, 02:43 PM

All those arrests but no one could find anything that could shut up "Ocho Cinco" or make him stop his riddiculous celebrations. I absolutely hate that guy.

NickCormier · 02-07-2007, 05:52 PM

Chad just got questioned for a murder or something that went down like 2 weeks ago.. Ohh boy. Apparently hes not a suspect tho, but we'lllllllll see

NegaTiveXero · 02-08-2007, 03:57 PM

I live in the CIncy area, I absolutely fucking hate the fucking Bengals. I'm not from around here so I'm really the only one, but I love being able to laugh at the Bengals fans everytime their dream is taken from them. One year they'll win the Super Bowl though, but I'll probably be dead, so I won't care.

02-07-2007, 01:56 PM	#1
Popsyche Beer Sewer • Super Moderator • Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bethlehem, PA Posts: 5,097 Real Name: Bill Main Seven: UV777GR, UV-MC Noah James Rig: Old Marshall, Fender Thanked: 224	Bungals (Bengals) Jokes! Better late than never, I suppose! I just received these for you Bungals fans. Bengals Out of Playoffs - Police on Alert 1. What do you call a drug ring in Cincinnati? A huddle. 2. Four Cincinnati Bengals in a car, who's driving? The police. 3. Why can't Chris Henry get into a huddle on the field anymore? It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons. 4. The Cincinnati newspapers reported yesterday that Paul Brown Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Bengals "play better on grass." 5. Coach Marvin Lewis has adopted a new "Honor System" for his players - "Yes your Honor, No your Honor". 6. The Bengals had a 8 and 5 season this year: 8 arrests (literally), 5 convictions. 7. The Bengals knew they had to do something for their defense, but they couldn't get the defensive coordinator they really wanted,: Johnny Cochran 8. How do the Bengals spend their first week at mini-camp? Studying the Miranda Rights. 2008 SS.org FF champ If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? New Bandsite! http://www.myspace.com/cupsofsobriety www.myspace.com/wfkoehleriii http://mysite.verizon.net/vzeo7bjr/index.html

02-07-2007, 02:04 PM	#2
Jason Sign Your Neg Rep Posts! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The woods.. Posts: 9,818 Real Name: Jason Main Seven: Esp/Ltd H207 :D Rig: Swr Baby Blue Thanked: 80	I thought it was 9 or 10 arrests tho? "I wish TV had a knob so you could turn up the intelligence. The one marked Brightness doesn't work." Gallagher

02-07-2007, 02:43 PM	#5
Dive-Baum Bite Me Fan Boy!! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Longwood, FL Posts: 1,231 Real Name: Dave Main Seven: Custom Warmoth Rig: EVH5150&Marshall Thanked: 7	All those arrests but no one could find anything that could shut up "Ocho Cinco" or make him stop his riddiculous celebrations. I absolutely hate that guy. Original EVH 5150 Head Marshall 4x12 Cab Ibanez RG440 Gibson Explorer Custom Warmoth 7

02-08-2007, 03:57 PM	#7
NegaTiveXero Fuck Your Face! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Cold Spring, Ky Posts: 3,144 Real Name: Nick Main Seven: '99 Ibanez RG7620BK Main ERG: Agile Intrepid Rig: Mesa 2 Ch. Dual Rec Thanked: 22	I live in the CIncy area, I absolutely fucking hate the fucking Bengals. I'm not from around here so I'm really the only one, but I love being able to laugh at the Bengals fans everytime their dream is taken from them. One year they'll win the Super Bowl though, but I'll probably be dead, so I won't care. Ibanez RG7620BK w/ DMZ Evolution 7 and Liquifire 7 Mesa Dual Rectifier 2 Channel My band Scarangella

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02-07-2007, 02:17 PM	#4
Leon {##[====:::. • Super Moderator • Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Nebula, Ohio Posts: 12,232 Main Seven: Dean Evo 7 Rig: Sovtek Mig100 Thanked: 80	having lived in Cincy for several years, the best part was hearing shit like this from the sports guys ON THE LOCAL NEWS

02-07-2007, 05:52 PM	#6
NickCormier Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Moncton/Halifax Posts: 3,534 Real Name: Nick Main Seven: Carvin DC727 Rig: RP1000 > Carvin X112 Thanked: 59	Chad just got questioned for a murder or something that went down like 2 weeks ago.. Ohh boy. Apparently hes not a suspect tho, but we'lllllllll see


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