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Old 08-13-2008, 09:37 AM   #1
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Buttsplosions

I am having them. Oh gawd. It's like my poo is an invading country and the toilet is cute fuzzy bunny waiting to be squashed.






































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Old 08-13-2008, 09:41 AM   #2
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"Food to help some wolf that eats your ass generate enough sperm to impregnate their mate. Right there.... boom. Your energy was literally used to create a baby wolf...so in some way you are apart of the wolf.
Non of this 'ima come back as a mighty shark and rule the sea or some ....' just death as we know it. You and all your youness totally gone. But your death is totally required for the rest of existence to thrive."
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Old 08-13-2008, 09:45 AM   #3
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Too.

Much.

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Old 08-13-2008, 09:46 AM   #4
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That made my day. Thanks

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Old 08-13-2008, 09:49 AM   #5
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Old 08-13-2008, 09:58 AM   #6
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AHHH MOTHERLAND!

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oh dude.. you do not want that, it's like rotten baby food. just terrible.

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Old 08-13-2008, 10:40 AM   #8
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too far, TOO FAR!

i had stomach flue for 4 days out of 5 on my gr. 12 grad trip.. in treblant.. :nothanks: that suuucked

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this thread is metal.

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Old 08-13-2008, 01:42 PM   #11
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this thread is metal.
Sludge Metal

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Old 08-13-2008, 02:07 PM   #12
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Butt dumping discussions are epic. Dropping clean is win.
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Old 11-24-2008, 07:09 PM   #14
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that made me laugh for a good 10 minutes

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Old 11-24-2008, 07:13 PM   #15
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i love the feeling after taking a huge crap and than flushing it and it goes down than i usually say ".... YEAH I OWN THE UNIVERSE"

"There's a party in Zepp's mouth and everyones coming"



Origanally posted by Variant - Pulled from the river Styx, the mighty black oar of doom in hand! I certainly would not call this particular guitar an "axe" more like a club. Noodles' KxK would run through an emo, spilling his insides for a quick death, this blunt mace would bludgeon the unfortunate effeminate soul, breaking bones, and causing internal bleeding to lead only to a slow, painful death
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I'm too posh to take a dump, I pay someone to flush it all out.
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Old 11-24-2008, 08:27 PM   #17
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I had one the other day that conjured up images of when Native Americans used to drive an entire herd of buffalo off a cliff.
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Old 11-24-2008, 08:58 PM   #18
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I once had an epic 3-part .... I now refer to as "The Trilogy" and whenever I'm off to the can, I always say "...And so, the saga continues!"


But yeah, buttsplosions rock I guess.

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I once had an epic 3-part .... I now refer to as "The Trilogy" and whenever I'm off to the can, I always say "...And so, the saga continues!"


But yeah, buttsplosions rock I guess.
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Old 11-24-2008, 09:07 PM   #20
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@ this thread.



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Old 11-24-2008, 09:09 PM   #21
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sooooo unhappy. >.<

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Old 11-24-2008, 09:25 PM   #22
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This summer I was working as maintenance at a camp. I had had some bad taco salad that launched me into a three day reign of the porcelain throne. The thing was, even though I had many toilets to choose from, they all had the same single-ply government issue TP that started to feel like sandpaper. Crapping (it was actually more like leaking with a ocasional splosion) 26 times in 60 hours was not fun.
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Old 11-24-2008, 11:41 PM   #23
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ahh, time to post the classic POOPIE LIST!


GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more. (HamBungler has experienced an evolved form as seen in a recent post: THE TRILOGY POOPIE)

POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FORHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

DRINKER POOPIE: The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

CORN POOPIE: Self-explanatory. (no korn joke here...ahh poopie, too late!)

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (THE POWER DUMP): The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

LIQUID POOPIE: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. (i.e. the OP of this thread)

MEXICAN POOPIE: It smells so bad your nose burns.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE HAIR POOPIE: This poopie falls in separate pieces but is attached to one or more other pieces by a very long hair that you didn't know you ate.

THE LEROY JENKINS POOPIE: see "WET CHEEKS POOPIE"

(yeah, I made up the last two, lol)

ɹıɐ-lǝq pǝllɐɔ uʍoʇ ɐ ɟo ǝɔuıɹd ǝɥʇ ǝɯɐɔǝq ı ʍoɥ noʎ llǝʇ ll,ı
ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɥƃıɹ ʇıs ʇsnɾ ǝʇnuıɯ ɐ ǝʞɐʇ oʇ ǝʞıl p,ı puɐ
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Old 11-24-2008, 11:45 PM   #24
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:05 AM   #25
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This thread makes me laugh so much it hurts!

Also, where's the Atomic Ass when you need him?

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