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Old 02-14-2008, 08:01 PM   #1
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Smile The bathtub test lol

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director,
"How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do
you want a bed near the window?'



So, want a bed next to Nerina? lol

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Old 02-14-2008, 08:11 PM   #2
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hahahahha
that was a good one

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Old 02-14-2008, 08:42 PM   #3
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Old 02-14-2008, 09:06 PM   #4
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Old 02-14-2008, 10:19 PM   #5
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Nerina you're offering bed space?



That's a pretty clever joke actually
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Old 02-14-2008, 10:26 PM   #6
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lol, nice one

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Old 02-14-2008, 10:46 PM   #7
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No she is not offering any bed spaces

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Old 02-14-2008, 10:50 PM   #8
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Consider yourself spanked.. err, Thanked! That's it!

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Old 02-14-2008, 11:05 PM   #9
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So, want a bed next to Nerina? lol
Is said bed near the window?

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Old 02-14-2008, 11:57 PM   #10
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only next to?
Oh, so I don't see you for a few days, and you're already wandering? I see how it is.

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Old 02-14-2008, 11:59 PM   #11
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I liked this joke, glad u guys did

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Additional clever sexual innuendo designed to annoy Jason.
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:02 AM   #13
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Hows the :truckin: Zepp?

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Old 02-15-2008, 12:15 AM   #14
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Hows the :truckin: Zepp?
It's goin good!
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:51 AM   #15
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good

"Dahling, you are made of Win!"-ZeroSignal

"Wonderfull, I just misspelled 2 different languages in the same sentnce, that has to be a record."-Desecrated

"...then a giraffe hid behind the cabbage and the car fermented itself into a polar bear and now I don't know where my keys are."-Desecrated

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Old 02-15-2008, 12:54 AM   #16
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:11 AM   #17
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^ Keep it up, my whole sig will be full of ur quotes lol

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Old 02-15-2008, 01:21 AM   #18
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^ Keep it up, my whole sig will be full of ur quotes lol
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:22 AM   #19
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not only do I need a bed by the window, I need some wallpaper and a desk to. I answered spoon, because that will hurt the water more.
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:27 AM   #20
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^ spoon, water? what?

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Old 02-15-2008, 01:27 AM   #21
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^ spoon, water? what?
Water hates spoons.
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:30 AM   #22
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^um........

"Dahling, you are made of Win!"-ZeroSignal

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Old 02-15-2008, 01:31 AM   #23
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When you break the surface of water it hurts the water, a bucket will end the misery faster, but with a spoon it will take all night to empty the bathtub and the water can slowly feel it self being poured away.
Plus it's easier to lick the spoon then the bucket.
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Yes.

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Old 02-15-2008, 01:32 AM   #25
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^oh! Yeah Ok.......

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"...then a giraffe hid behind the cabbage and the car fermented itself into a polar bear and now I don't know where my keys are."-Desecrated

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