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Old 09-21-2007, 03:59 PM   #1
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Smile Joke For Ya

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.
She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me
Father, could I ask a favor?"

"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"

"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover
gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone
over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at
customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"

"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie."

"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you
any questions", and she gave him the hair remover.

The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented
himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?

"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my
son", he replied.

Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the
sash down, what do you have?"

The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument
destined for use by women, but which has never been used."

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father."

"Dahling, you are made of Win!"-ZeroSignal

"Wonderfull, I just misspelled 2 different languages in the same sentnce, that has to be a record."-Desecrated

"...then a giraffe hid behind the cabbage and the car fermented itself into a polar bear and now I don't know where my keys are."-Desecrated

"True my son, follow the teachings of the white goat and the holy land will come to you."-Desecrated
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Old 09-22-2007, 02:20 AM   #2
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And why is this in this thread and not in Off-Topic? I fail to see the relevance to any movie, book, or TV.
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Old 09-22-2007, 08:12 PM   #3
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And why is this in this thread and not in Off-Topic? I fail to see the relevance to any movie, book, or TV.
Valid point, but funny joke

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