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Old 07-31-2012, 04:28 PM   #1
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Walmart to Ban Try-it-Before-You-Buy-it

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Ridiculous!




How they could think this is acceptable policy is beyond me.

I for one will be taking my business elsewhere.

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Old 07-31-2012, 04:31 PM   #2
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Old 07-31-2012, 04:32 PM   #3
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Yep, I just walk in there and put 5,6 or even 7 condoms and just chill. Do nothing, dick hanging out with 7 layers of elastic. Try to get different colors to create an effect.

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Old 07-31-2012, 04:34 PM   #4
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I like to see how the different colors work with my skin tones damn it!

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Old 07-31-2012, 04:38 PM   #5
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Old 07-31-2012, 05:11 PM   #6
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fuk walmart tryna get my dick swang on n they gonna end up dick swung on

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Old 07-31-2012, 06:01 PM   #7
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Yep, I just walk in there and put 5,6 or even 7 condoms and just chill. Do nothing, dick hanging out with 7 layers of elastic. Try to get different colors to create an effect.

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Old 07-31-2012, 06:04 PM   #8
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Of course, you know that this kind of tag probably wouldn't have gotten put on display unless someone had actually done it.

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Old 07-31-2012, 06:27 PM   #9
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This is why I work for target

LOL, im pretty sure thats not why you work at target....jk
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Old 07-31-2012, 06:32 PM   #10
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Of course, you know that this kind of tag probably wouldn't have gotten put on display unless someone had actually done it.
My thoughts exactly. Back when I worked there it was late one night and at about the end of my shift (I worked 2pm-11pm) some teenager thought (and admittedly so) it was funny to go to the pets department, hit up the P.A. system and start singing I Like Big Butts.

Not long after that I saw signs attached to the phone that said "Not to be used for karaoke"


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Old 07-31-2012, 10:31 PM   #11
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But this pic was taken at Walgreens.
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Old 07-31-2012, 11:14 PM   #12
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It's true, as a former Walgreens employee I can verify that specific type of "3-up" ad-tag is the same exact one we used as well as having the same exact type of mylar price tag, although recently out stores have undergone a CCR (not the band type unfortunately) so they no longer look like that - but the price also matches.

I was also hoping no one would point that out, but .... em I'm a FORMER employee for a reason

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Old 07-31-2012, 11:53 PM   #13
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I'm also a former Walgreens employee.
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I'm not a former walgreens employee

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Old 08-01-2012, 12:34 AM   #15
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Old 08-01-2012, 12:34 AM   #16
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I'm not a former walgreens employee
Get out.... me either.

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Old 08-01-2012, 07:34 AM   #17
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Old 08-01-2012, 08:13 AM   #18
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How else are we supposed to sling dick properly? This is an outrage. #occupycondomaisle
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Old 08-01-2012, 08:24 AM   #19
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But this pic was taken at Walgreens.


Way to destroy my anti-Walmart propaganda, narc.

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Old 08-03-2012, 08:31 PM   #20
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This is completely relevant to this discussion:

Horny People Of Walmart | Dlisted

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The Smoking Gun says that Tina and Julian were just doing what most couples do on a Sunday night in Kansas: they were strolling the aisles of Walmart looking for some sex syrup to sample. After they settled on a tube of KY, they squirted a little of that sticky fun in their hands and started making a cleanup on aisle 12. You'd think that the least offensive thing in a Walmart is the sight of two horny hos openly fondling each other, but I guess it must've been a slow night for foolery. Because somebody called the police. Fred Willard feels their orgasm-blocking pain. The cops showed up, double gloved up, picked stray pube hairs off of Tina's hand and then put the both of them in handcuffs. Tina and Julian were charged with lewd and lascivious behavior (that's legal talk for "hand boning each other in the middle of a Walmart") and theft for stealing that KY tube.
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I've seen worse in walmart. Walmart after midnight is a ....ed up place.

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Old 08-03-2012, 09:44 PM   #22
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Old 08-04-2012, 01:32 PM   #23
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I've seen worse in walmart. Walmart after midnight is a ....ed up place.
Oh god QFT!!!!

It's like all the refuse of the human gene pool wanders through the doors at that time of night. Working there made me weep for humanity more than once. I mean it's bad enough if you're unlucky enough to have to go there to shop at about 11-midnight, but working there? Forget it. Thieves, drunks, people stoned outta their gourd, dumbass kids that wanna start .... (like use the PA system as karaoke or ....ing trash your department by throwing everything on the floor), etc. The list goes on.

I'm surprised that nobody from the graveyard shift snapped and brought a .300 remington to work.


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