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Old 05-15-2012, 04:43 PM   #1
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Old 05-15-2012, 04:44 PM   #2
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Old 05-15-2012, 04:45 PM   #3
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Old 05-15-2012, 04:47 PM   #4
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Old 05-15-2012, 06:31 PM   #5
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Old 05-15-2012, 07:32 PM   #7
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Old 05-15-2012, 10:48 PM   #8
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The under water kick did it for me. I may have to seek out this movie and watch it all the way through. I need some pointers on kicking a bamboo tree over.

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Old 05-15-2012, 11:07 PM   #9
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The under water kick did it for me. I may have to seek out this movie and watch it all the way through. I need some pointers on kicking a bamboo tree over.
Its ....ing great and this montage reminds me of why I like it so much. There is also the added bonus of watching a young Jean Claude busting some of the hip pumping-est dance moves ever commited to celluloid.

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That bamboo kicking with the people behind it looks so awkward.

And the end with the kick to the referee.

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Old 05-16-2012, 11:14 AM   #11
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I thought this was going to be legitimate Muay-Thai footage, but then I saw Jean Claude Van Damme and, well...

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Old 05-16-2012, 01:53 PM   #12
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That bamboo kicking with the people behind it looks so awkward.

And the end with the kick to the referee.

I can't wait to see expandables 2, with jcvd it'll be epic.
The referee kick was so unnecessary but so awesome at the same time.

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Old 05-16-2012, 02:31 PM   #13
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I thought this was going to be legitimate Muay-Thai footage, but then I saw Jean Claude Van Damme and, well...
Funnily enough, he's actually got a pretty great looking record as an amateur fighter:

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Old 05-16-2012, 02:39 PM   #14
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Funnily enough, he's actually got a pretty great looking record as an amateur fighter:

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Can't judge a book by it's pleated khaki slacks and low cut white tank top.
It wasn't that--I know he did some real fighting, but it's his whole Semi-contact/light-contact fighting (over forty fights) that makes me giggle. He just reminds me too much of Sagal, too.

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Old 05-16-2012, 02:40 PM   #15
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Funnily enough, he's actually got a pretty great looking record as an amateur fighter:

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Can't judge a book by it's pleated khaki slacks and low cut white tank top.
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Old 05-16-2012, 02:44 PM   #16
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That's funny-I can tell the plot of the movie from that video.
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Old 05-20-2012, 10:17 AM   #18
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Bruce Lee, Seagal, Van Damme and Lundgren are all legitimate Martial Artists.

It's helped their movies become some of the funniest ever made!





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