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Old 03-24-2012, 07:36 PM   #1
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Old 03-24-2012, 07:39 PM   #2
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Who is your favorite pony from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
And if you say Fluttershy you are totally not coming to my birthday party this year.
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Old 03-24-2012, 07:43 PM   #3
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If you're in a car traveling the speed of light, and you turn your headlights on, will they do anything?
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Old 03-24-2012, 07:44 PM   #4
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Who is your favorite pony from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
And if you say Fluttershy you are totally not coming to my birthday party this year.
The only "My Little Ponies" that I'm familiar with are the ones that made an appearance on Robot Chicken's "My Little Pony: Apocalypse Pony". As such, I would have to go with Death Pony, for he is gr1m and tr00. Pestilence Pony is a close second for the best name and slight alliteration.

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Old 03-24-2012, 07:48 PM   #5
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If you're in a car traveling the speed of light, and you turn your headlights on, will they do anything?
They would absolutely. I can't say that they would illuminate the path ahead, however they would at the very least still be capable of illuminating themselves. This may not help the conductor of said vessel, but could serve as a warning to oncoming traffic.

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The only "My Little Ponies" that I'm familiar with are the ones that made an appearance on Robot Chicken's "My Little Pony: Apocalypse Pony". As such, I would have to go with Death Pony, for he is gr1m and tr00. Pestilence Pony is a close second for the best name and slight alliteration.
I'm just gonna mark that down as Rainbow Dash
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I have another question, should my fat alcoholic uncle, Mr. Will Power, start going by Bill, since he's fat and alcoholic?
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I have another question, should my fat alcoholic uncle, Mr. Will Power, start going by Bill, since he's fat and alcoholic?
Yes, he absolutely should. Under the assumption that he lives in America, he stands a chance of being sued for false advertising otherwise.

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Oh wise Jeff, from Montreal, Which came first? The Chicken or the Egg.

[Fiction] 1:47 pm: she could probably toss a salad with that thing
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Oh wise Jeff, from Montreal, Which came first? The Chicken or the Egg.
The "chicken". One could only assume that the organism that would eventually evolve into "chicken" as we know it, once complex enough to do so, simply started laying eggs as a means of giving birth, whether this organism was already classified as "chicken" or otherwise. As such, its existence must have long preceded that of the egg.

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Oh Wise Jeff from Montreal, if a solipsist falls in the forest and dies are we?
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Old 03-24-2012, 08:31 PM   #13
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Oh Wise Jeff from Montreal, if a solipsist falls in the forest and dies are we?
It depends entirely on who said solipsist is in relation to the first person. If the solipsist is the first person, then the answer is no, we are not. If the solipsist is anyone other than the first person, then I'd say we needn't be too concerned.

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When will djent die, and how can I make it happen faster?
Considering that deathcore, the last big trend in heavy music, seemed to reach the end of its shelf life in about 6-7 years, I would measure the projected lifespan of the current trend with the same stick.

The simplest way to kill anything that is dependent of humans for its survival, whether that thing is a child, a pet goldfish or an art form, is through neglect.

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Poutine, eh?

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Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that even He Himself could not eat it?
The only Jesus I know well enough to comment on is the one that works in the kitchen at Carlos and Pepe's on Peel. He does not use a microwave to cook his burritos, because that would be "inauthentic". However, he does have a particularly sensitive mouth, and has a propensity for burning his tongue on hot food due to impatience.

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