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Old 02-24-2012, 10:00 PM   #1
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Exclamation SS.org Joke Thread

Then she said "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt. "Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now take off my bra and panties." I took them off. Then she looked at me and said...

















"I don't ever want to catch you wearing my things ever again."

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Old 02-24-2012, 10:05 PM   #2
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Old 02-24-2012, 10:05 PM   #3
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I lol'd

littledoc"Oh and if I WERE looking for trades, it most definitely wouldn't be an acoustic. I'm trying to sell my guitar, not my nuts!"
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Old 02-24-2012, 10:23 PM   #4
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Was not expecting that!

I just wasted your time.
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Old 02-24-2012, 10:57 PM   #5
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what am i supposed to do with my boner ?

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Old 02-24-2012, 11:26 PM   #6
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Old 02-24-2012, 11:35 PM   #7
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Old 02-24-2012, 11:44 PM   #8
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Old 02-24-2012, 11:59 PM   #9
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need more jokes on here..
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Old 02-25-2012, 12:39 AM   #10
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My eyes rolled, and I slapped my knees in mock-heehaw fashion...




And yet, I still can't deny it was funny.

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Old 02-25-2012, 01:33 AM   #11
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what am i supposed to do with my boner ?
I am SO tempted to quote this in my sig

Damn you and OP for catching me at 2:30 in the morning when my slap-happiness is at its peak

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"Orange juice after potato.
Taste like all of my wut."
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"what am I supposed to do with my boner?"
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Old 02-25-2012, 01:48 AM   #12
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what am i supposed to do with my boner ?
i dont know about you but i finished

also surprised there hasn't been a post your jokes here thread

[T H_P]
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Old 02-25-2012, 03:19 AM   #13
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Old 02-25-2012, 03:28 AM   #14
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Hahahaha I be lol'ing braawh

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Old 02-25-2012, 03:30 AM   #15
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Hm..I'd never wear that bitch's tired ass clothes..I have dignity..my skirts are nice
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Old 02-25-2012, 07:44 AM   #16
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Hm..I'd never wear that bitch's tired ass clothes..I have dignity..my skirts are nice


but what about your SHOES???

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Old 02-25-2012, 07:59 AM   #17
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HAHAAA! Good one!

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Old 02-25-2012, 08:07 AM   #18
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Can we just turn this into a joke thread?

No signature because censored blah blah blah.
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Old 02-25-2012, 09:32 AM   #19
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I am SO tempted to quote this in my sig

Damn you and OP for catching me at 2:30 in the morning when my slap-happiness is at its peak

edit: sigged
nice

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Old 02-25-2012, 11:03 AM   #20
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Can we just turn this into a joke thread?
Godly idea.
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Old 02-25-2012, 11:37 AM   #21
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?










IT WAS TOO TIRED


LOL
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Old 02-25-2012, 11:47 AM   #22
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?










IT WAS TOO TIRED


LOL

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Old 02-25-2012, 12:29 PM   #23
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Old 02-25-2012, 03:08 PM   #24
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the middle of a pond?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hanging on your wall?

Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in front on your door?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs on your barbecue?

Patty

What do you call a girl with one leg?

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Old 02-25-2012, 07:05 PM   #25
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the middle of a pond?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hanging on your wall?

Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in front on your door?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs on your barbecue?

Patty

What do you call a girl with one leg?

Ilene
Has anyone in your jokes got all four limbs?
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