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Old 08-15-2011, 07:19 PM   #1
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If Gear Came with Warning Labels

A really, really hope this isn't a re-post.

A little light-hearted gear humor to brighten up your evening;

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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Jack Handey

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Old 08-15-2011, 07:29 PM   #2
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Old 08-15-2011, 07:34 PM   #3
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Old 08-15-2011, 07:37 PM   #4
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those are hilarious
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Old 08-15-2011, 07:43 PM   #5
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Old 08-15-2011, 07:50 PM   #6
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How dare you, sah.

Pitch modulation is exactly as cool as I think it is
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Old 08-15-2011, 08:25 PM   #7
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I love the one about the guitar case and the extra clasp...I still forget to unlock mine
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Old 08-15-2011, 08:26 PM   #8
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Old 08-15-2011, 08:59 PM   #9
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Those are too good.
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Old 08-15-2011, 09:04 PM   #10
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These are awesome

<a href=http://i54.tinypic.com/687f5f.jpg target=_blank>http://i54.tinypic.com/687f5f.jpg</a>

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Old 08-15-2011, 10:51 PM   #11
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Great stuff, not sure if it's as funny as the bible warning label but still awesome.

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Old 08-16-2011, 05:28 AM   #12
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Great stuff, not sure if it's as funny as the bible warning label but still awesome.

Really? Was that necessary?

It's not actually funny nor clever. It's just a sad attempt to jump on the Christian bashing wagon. Now granted it's in many cases deserved, but this is tacky and childish, no real wit involved.

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Old 08-16-2011, 05:52 AM   #13
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is the new black

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Old 08-16-2011, 08:44 AM   #14
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Really? Was that necessary?

It's not actually funny nor clever. It's just a sad attempt to jump on the Christian bashing wagon. Now granted it's in many cases deserved, but this is tacky and childish, no real wit involved.
If you think it's bashing, I'd say it hit a little too close to home. Get the stick out of your butt and enjoy a little humor instead of trying to make the post into something it is not. The humor is in the Content Warning part because countless books have been banned for the same type of topics because of the bad influences those topics supposedly had on kids (and adults), oh the irony.

No bashing here, I read the bible on occasion and enjoy it for the heavily edited and altered for personal agenda work that it is. For the most part the old testament is an excellent guide for early human survival. Nor do I think there is anything wrong with Christianity, I'm all for a close personal relationship with god, the problem usually comes when you put the church of man between you and god.

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Old 08-16-2011, 10:02 AM   #15
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^This.

Also... what is an ohm?

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Old 08-16-2011, 10:08 AM   #16
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Can you guys NOT turn this into a religious thread?
A joke is a joke. Some are funny and some aren't.
Get over it.




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Old 08-17-2011, 03:07 AM   #17
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Old 08-17-2011, 09:01 AM   #18
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Label on a BC Rich Warlock:

"When burning churches, always remember that bricks cannot catch fire no matter how hard you try with your dad's Zippo lighter and various Satanic chants."
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Old 08-17-2011, 01:14 PM   #19
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I liked these ones:






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Old 08-17-2011, 01:25 PM   #20
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This is what I would put on the pickguard of a chinese Squire:

"WARNING: This guitar was built by chinese factory workers under conditions barely sufficient for human life, using the cheapest woods and hardware known to man. Despite the fact that there's a tiny "Fender" decal under the word Squire, this guitar will never appreciate in value. In addition, changing the bridge pickup and buying a Boss Metal Zone distortion pedal will not turn you into Kirk Hammett or Kurt Cobain."

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Old 08-17-2011, 08:39 PM   #21
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Hahaha omg this thread is full of so much win!


People please do more!
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Old 08-17-2011, 09:25 PM   #22
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Actually there should probably be a an "Ohms warning" label on the backs of heads and cabs.



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Old 08-17-2011, 10:02 PM   #23
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Regrettably true.
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Old 08-17-2011, 10:32 PM   #24
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Should include "Warning: Sweep picking does not get you laid."
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Old 08-17-2011, 10:39 PM   #25
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Should include "Warning: Sweep picking does not get you laid."
We can shelf it beside WARNING :playing scales really really fast in succession is not a solo.

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