i honestly have no idea why i'm laughing so hard!
its like watching a baby laugh
"Welcome tooo this placeee, I show you everyyyythannnggggggg
Like here is our beverage bar, we have everything from everclear to hard whiskey to make the pain go away, over there is the friend zone, and in this corner we have computers for massive amounts of porn to counteract the lack of ...... that you will be experiencing! Enjoy your stay! And remember! Once you leave the singles club, don't forget your friends!