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Old 05-14-2010, 08:58 PM   #1
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Ukrainian Girl - help requested

Ooookay. I apologize for the length of this. If I'm in the wrong thread feel free to move this.
So I've been teaching myself a little Russian for some reason. There's this store near where I live that is apparently all Russian-owned now. And I went there today to test out my Russian. Lo and behold, it's all Russian GIRLS. Insanely, beyond all human comprehension HOT Russian and Ukrainian girls. I about came walking in the door.
So I decided to grow a pair and talk to these two girls asking them how long it would take to get some dumb shirt sprayed or whatever (this store is a tourist trap). I make an ass out of myself, but one girl tells me I should come back the next day.
I, however, being an idiot (or possibly a whore), don't learn my lesson and go upstairs to talk to the girl who is probably the hottest in the joint. God only knows what I was thinking.
So I asked her where something was and just slipped in "thank you" in Russian and then she seemed genuinely interested. So I talk to her, bought what I was actually looking for (a small backpack for day hiking) and was halfway out the door when I went back and talked to her.

I ask her when she's free and she had a strange response to it and started asking me at about school. Apparently she's already graduated from the University I go (I'm 19) and she looks to be about 21-27 (hard to tell). I persist slightly and she gives me her phone number. So, I walk out of the store with a backpack an insanely hot Ukrainian girl's number. I figure the age difference might come back to haunt me, as one of the girls downstairs looked a little closer to my age. But whatever.

I'm an anthropology major and I'm kind of obsessed with different culture's norms and I'm not really sure what is the norm with them. I noticed they were all incredibly stoic. I've been using my good friend Google but I noticed that sevenstring.org is an international community and decided to ask you kind people for assistance. So! If anyone has any advice or any knowledge of Ukrainian or other such cultural norms or any general advice other than being confident and well-bathed I would greatly appreciate it.

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Old 05-14-2010, 09:05 PM   #2
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UKRANIAN GIRLS ARE THE HOTTEST

.... I HATE YOU

ALso, what do you want to know? I don't really understand what you are asking.
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Old 05-14-2010, 09:09 PM   #3
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Hahahaha.
Basically I want to know if they have any cultural practices or norms that I need to know about. Like things that might be offensive or rude that I wouldn't normally think to be so. And this may be a silly question to ask but do they look for anything significantly different in men than the average American women does?
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Old 05-14-2010, 09:22 PM   #4
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.... I HATE YOU
I need to get down to Orlando and make an ass of myself apparently.
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Old 05-14-2010, 10:08 PM   #5
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ANOTHER girl thread?

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Old 05-14-2010, 10:11 PM   #6
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At least there's sense in it. Also grammar.

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Old 05-14-2010, 10:41 PM   #7
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this actually makes sense!! good luck man!

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Old 05-14-2010, 11:09 PM   #8
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Of the only time I've veer met a Ukranian girl, I met like 4 of them. And they were all ....ing hot as hell. I say go for it!!! As far as I know there aren't any cultural things that are THAT big of a deal you'll run into. Especially since you're in America.

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Old 05-15-2010, 12:39 AM   #9
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Old 05-15-2010, 12:43 AM   #10
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Yeahhhh I know another girl thread. I really didn't want to make it, but I didn't know where to go to help. Hopefully I didn't burn out any of your eyes with it.
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Old 05-15-2010, 12:54 AM   #11
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Yeahhhh I know another girl thread. I really didn't want to make it, but I didn't know where to go to help. Hopefully I didn't burn out any of your eyes with it.
Well see, yours wasn't "I like this girl/I'm dating this girl/This girl knows I exist, ruhruhruhruh something about reservations, some kind of...I just kinda scrolled WHAT SHOULD I DOOOO?" This is something legitimately interesting with a unique twist that actually makes for a nice thread.

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At least there's sense in it. Also grammar.
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The key is were they raised in the Ukraine or Russia, because although their parents may have been, if they were raised here they are likely to understand american culture well enough for you not to make serious mistakes. If by chance they are not american natives there are indeed difference between america and the rest of the world but generally is not all that different.
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take her to the winchester for a date.....

then you two can bond while trying to survive the zombie apocalypse that will follow
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then you two can bond while trying to survive the zombie apocalypse that will follow
Lulz, epic Shaun of the Dead reference ftw.

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Bahahahahaha! Too many things to quote.
No and if I get totally owned on this I won't come back crying either.
I'm assuming she's from the Ukraine because she said she speaks Ukrainian and this might be stupid of me but I was under the impression Ukrainian is somewhat of a dying language. One of those situations where they're having trouble getting the youth to pass on the language because another language (Russian) is more practical. So I'm assuming she's Ukrainian. She's obviously lived here for awhile though if she went to the same uni I'm going to. The age difference and any potential culture gaps is what is intimidating me.

Man I wish I could do that. Probably easier to pick up chicks with zombies running amok. You probably start to look pretty good compared to that bloke with blood dribbling down his face and entrails hanging out.
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I have never had any issue with talking with girls older than me, but I'm intimidated by all girls to start with, so your mileage may vary.
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The thread is full of awesome. On a side note, I did go to school with a Ukranian girl and she was not attractive. But, I guess she was the exception.

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Instead of asking us, you should ask her.

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dude, people are very sensitive to having any kinds of techniques or thought-out approaches being used on them, so i say you just go in and tell her you have no idea how to speak her lauguage or approach a woman of her culture, but that youre interested in her supreme foreign hotness. women all over the world can appreciate that kind of confidence in a man. good luck bro.
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