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Originally Posted by The Site "Hillary Clinton negged your shoes and you're still going to hook up.",
"Hillary Clinton piloted the helicopter that rescued you from floodwaters.",
"Hillary Clinton has a black father from Kenya and a white mother from Kansas.",
"Hillary Clinton's 2007 taxes prove scratch-off lotto was her main source of income.",
"In 1985 Hillary Clinton was in Pennsylvania's 4th most popular rockabilly gamelan ensemble.",
"Hillary Clinton saw good men die face down in the muck so you could burn that flag, hippie.",
"Hillary Clinton identified the source of the hound's unearthly glow.",
"Hillary Clinton has analyzed the sound files and identified a second shooter.",
"Hillary Clinton took a zip line to make peace between the dinosaurs and the cavemen.",
"Hillary Clinton is still shaken up by the woman she met in Ohio with no health insurance and a baby duck hand.",
"Hillary Clinton once replaced an entire crew of men at a lumber mill in Alaska. When she decided she was too strong of a womyn to rape mother earth, the mill had to be shut down and the male owner learned the errors of his ways.",
"Hillary Clinton pole-vaulted into an illegal Indonesian cock-fighting arena and delivered the roosters to hungry, one-armed orphans.",
"Hillary Clinton IS Jack Kennedy.",
"Hillary Clinton won the battle of San Juan Hill by leading a noble charge.",
"Hillary Clinton lies awake at night crying because America doesn't love her as much as she loves America, and it hurts.",
"Hillary Clinton regularly votes against her own bills just to make sure she's fully vetted.",
"Hillary Clinton was touched by the plight of a man in Boston who hit a gypsy with his car and keeps getting thinner.",
"Hillary Clinton dug a tunnel under the border to settle a dispute between the Globetrotters and the Generals stemming from the use of ladders in basketball.",
"Hillary Clinton ejected from her F-16 to install a water pump in an African village.",
"Hillary Clinton knows if America goes black it won't ever go back.",
"Hillary Clinton voted to only bomb the parts of Isla Nublar with raptors.",
"Hillary Clinton para-glided into a lava chimney to accept the surrender of the Morlocks.",
"Hillary Clinton wept when she heard a man in San Diego couldn't afford the rust prevention undercoat package.",
"Hillary Clinton activated her Predator camouflage to sneak past the guards and rescue the hostages.",
"Hillary Clinton voted so hard against the war in Iraq it counted triple.",
"Hillary Clinton was on the corporate board of Wal-Mart to destroy them <i>from the inside<\/i>.",
"Hillary Clinton is 100 feet tall and in a dream she beat up your ex husband and then you woke up shouting 'NOW YOU CAN'T HURT ME ANYMORE STEVE!'",
"Hillary Clinton led an away mission to secure peace between the Nazi planet and the mobster planet.",
"When they shot poor Bobby down, Hillary Clinton wrestled Sirhan to the ground.",
"Hillary Clinton dressed up as a guy to join the Chinese army in place of her lame father. She was helped by a small dragon named Mushu and in the process she became a great hero and defeated the Huns.",
"You can trust Hillary Clinton's healthcare plan, because she wrote the Hippocratic Oath.",
"If you have been injured in an auto accident Hillary Clinton will fight the big insurance companies and not get paid until YOU get paid.",
"Hillary Clinton cares about you because she fondly recalls her father who worked in the mills.",
"Hillary Clinton is still shaken after meeting Iraq vet Joe 'Stumpy' Taylor during a tour of Walter Reed, who whispered to her, 'Follow your dreams'.",
"Hillary Clinton received an experimental implant so she can literally feel your pain.",
"Hillary Clinton totally gets where you are coming from and has offered to return there with you.",
"Hillary Clinton can't undo the trials you've endured but she can tell your story to millions.",
"<i>Reading Rainbow<\/i> is brought to you by a grant from Hillary Clinton, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and viewers like you.",
"Hillary Clinton beat Bobby Riggs 6-4 in the most thrilling tennis event of the 70s.",
"Hillary funded law school by panning for gold teeth in a cemetery drain, rubber gloves on, valium for the pain.",
"Hillary Clinton warned everyone about the levees, but no one would listen to her.",
"Hillary Clinton gave the film <i>Birth of a Nation<\/i> four Pinocchios.",
"Hillary Clinton will tuck you in at night unless it's 3 AM because she has a very important phone call to attend to.",
"Hillary Clinton weathered the winter in Valley Forge.",
"Hillary Clinton is the best boxer to come out of Philadelphia this decade.",
"Hillary Clinton alone knows the rites that guarantee a good hunt.",
"Hillary Clinton speaks 5 languages flawlessly and played every instrument on her upcoming solo album, 'The Unspoken Prayers of Every Woman'",
"Hillary Clinton died and was buried, on the third day she rose again to judge the living and the dead, and her candidacy will have no end.",
"Hillary Clinton could have taken the easy road. She could have grown a penis. But she didn't, and she thinks that says a lot about her character.",
"Hillary Clinton saved the council and prevented the Reapers from entering through the Citadel. +50 Paragon",
"Hillary Clinton saw the unicorn in the director's cut, but she'll never be a replicant.",
"Hillary Clinton single-handedly fashioned SCHIP from twigs, leaves, and her own saliva.",
"Hillary Clinton is very upset about the young NASCAR driver she met who had his job shipped overseas.",
"Hillary Clinton is still quaking with outrage after meeting a single Latino mom who has to chew up worms and feed her babies like a bird.",
"Hillary Clinton requested a fire mission at her own coordinates just before HQ lost radio contact.",
"Hillary Clinton vowed to hold them off, just get to the airlock!",
"A hobo in a parking lot sung a song to Hillary Clinton and now she is following the music.",
"The Boy's Club never thought Hillary Clinton could do that thing she did.",
"Hillary Clinton was opposed to the exact sequence of mistakes that led to <i>Blackhawk Down<\/i>.",
"Hillary Clinton cautiously navigated a field of anti-personnel mines in Chechnya to sign A-rod to another three years.",
"Hillary Clinton made a solemn pledge to the American people to abandon her pastor the moment he says anything controversial.",
"When Hillary Clinton heard Martin Luther King Jr. had been assassinated she cocooned herself beneath a bridge and cried until she became a butterfly.",
"When Hillary Clinton heard the Space Shuttle Challenger had exploded she threw a collection of porcelain dragon figurines against the wall.",
"When Hillary Clinton heard ALF was canceled she turned opera music up really loud and sobbed until her eyes were red.",
"When Hillary Clinton finished watching the 'Jurassic Bark' episode of <i>Futurama<\/i> she locked herself in her bedroom and refused to come out for three days.",
"Hillary Clinton belly-crawled under barb wire to give a teenage girl an HPV vaccination.",
"Hillary Clinton tried to warn you Blu-Ray would win the format war.",
"The Boy's Club caught Hillary Clinton alone in the breakroom and stood uncomfortably close when she bent over to pick up her Bugles from the vending machine.",
"The Boy's Club is making lewd comments when Hillary Clinton walks past the construction site.",
"The Boy's Club is tying Hillary Clinton to the train tracks and twirling its mustache.",
"The Boy's Club is doing everything in its power to make sure Hillary Clinton earns 23% less per year than a man.",
"The Boy's Club is crushing cans of Beast Ice on its head, unaware that sex is an act of violence perpetrated by the Phalligarchy against Hillary Clinton.",
"Hillary Clinton pago un coyote para pasarla de contrabando a traves de la frontera dentro de un carro por completo de papayas.",
"Hillary Clinton's face aches with grief whenever she recalls that steel worker laid off in Pittsburgh who lost his house and had to move his family into a bathtub full of dirty diapers.",
"Hillary Clinton piloted a personal submersible through the blockade and was able to accept Japan's surrender.",
"Hillary Clinton fought Red China to a standstill at Chosin.",
"Hillary Clinton beat that steam drill down with a shovel and a pick.",
"Hillary Clinton over-reported her income so she could pay extra taxes.",
"Hillary Clinton never thought this would be easy.",
"Hillary Clinton won't let anybody disenfranchise the voters.",
"Hillary Clinton has won in all the states that count. In fact, they count double.",
"Hillary Clinton never thought Sinbad was funny, but she kept it to herself." |
04-07-2008, 09:13 AM
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