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Old 03-21-2008, 03:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Randy is pretty damn metal.Randy is pretty damn metal.Randy is pretty damn metal.Randy is pretty damn metal.Randy is pretty damn metal.Randy is pretty damn metal.Randy is pretty damn metal.Randy is pretty damn metal.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The design was clearly taking a breed, robbing it of all clarity, reducing the output by half, and making them ugly.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The design was clearly taking a breed, robbing it of all clarity, reducing the output by half, and making them ugly.
Sounds like what came in my Dean.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Designed by <company name>, built by some moron on an assembly line in China from spare radio parts.


+e-rep.

Anyway, those pickups suck ass like nothing else. Except maybe the pickups on something really shitty, like a Jay Turser.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2008, 04:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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