"Pickups That Suck" (A short story, by Chris)

Chris · 03-21-2008, 03:04 PM

ACT ONE

FIN

TheMissing · 03-21-2008, 03:11 PM

"Designed by"

Randy · 03-21-2008, 03:15 PM

Truth.

*raises fist

Chris · 03-21-2008, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMissing

"Designed by"

The design was clearly taking a breed, robbing it of all clarity, reducing the output by half, and making them ugly.

Trespass · 03-21-2008, 03:48 PM

Yes, "designed by" translates to "epic fail" in every case I've seen.

noodles · 03-21-2008, 03:49 PM

Designed by <company name>, built by some moron on an assembly line in China from spare radio parts.

TheMissing · 03-21-2008, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

The design was clearly taking a breed, robbing it of all clarity, reducing the output by half, and making them ugly.

Sounds like what came in my Dean.

Holy Katana · 03-21-2008, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodles

Designed by <company name>, built by some moron on an assembly line in China from spare radio parts.

+e-rep.

Anyway, those pickups suck ass like nothing else. Except maybe the pickups on something really shitty, like a Jay Turser.

Ken · 03-21-2008, 03:54 PM

:golfclap:

Can't wait for the sequel.

Clydefrog · 03-21-2008, 04:54 PM

Tone Zone 7.

/thread

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