Children's Names, Sex Fruit,Violence and others.....

Nerina · 07-24-2008, 01:27 PM

Just saw this article, a judge told parents that they can't call their child 'Talula Does The Hula' , and there are more examples...

Poor kids, I wonder why lately parents have been naming their kids awful names, and I dont mean crazy names like Shaquandanishkalita, I mean things like 'Violence' and 'Number 16 Bus Shelter', do they think its funny to do that to a kid? Or do they really just not give a shit?

Poor Kids

B Lopez · 07-24-2008, 01:43 PM

My kid's (should I go that route) middle name is going to be "Danger"

However the rest of it will be normal.

[action=B Lopez]is kidding. Maybe.[/action]

TheHandOfStone · 07-24-2008, 02:49 PM

"SEX FRUIT?" "VIOLENCE?" Who the hell would do that to a child?

Nerina · 07-24-2008, 03:55 PM

I dont know, but I'm glad the judge has the sense to put a stop to it!

Blexican · 07-24-2008, 03:56 PM

That's so ....ed up. I had to deal with shit like that when I was younger because the name Amir isn't like John, Mike, Chris, Drew, or William. .... parents who do things like this and have no consideration for the futures of their children.

BTW did you guys catch the link at the bottom of the page to the woman who stabbed herself in the foot during a Wiccan good luck ritual?

link: Woman stabs self during Wiccan ritual - Weird news - MSNBC.com

TonalArchitect · 07-24-2008, 07:08 PM

Seriously, it's easy enough to be made fun of with a common name, a less common (though much cooler) name like Amir would be worse (just because it's different, I guess) But "Sex Fruit?" That is horrible, unimaginably so.

Rachmaninoff · 07-24-2008, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Court: Girl can't be called Talula Does The Hula
New Zealand judge criticizes parents and orders 9-year-old to be renamed

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Naren · 07-24-2008, 09:37 PM

Gah...

It's like the hippie naming policy, but instead of happy names like "Cloud," "Sunshine," "Moon," and "Blue," they're going for seriously ....ed up names like "Sex Fruit," "Violence," "Five," and "Dildo Slave."

Do they really hate their children that much? People get made fun of for normal names or slightly different names. With a name like "Sex Fruit," they don't even have to try to find a way to make fun of them. All they have to say is "Hi, Sex Fruit" and they've already started making fun of them.

Props to that judge. And damn those ....ing parents.

Quote:

Originally Posted by B Lopez

My kid's (should I go that route) middle name is going to be "Danger"

However the rest of it will be normal.

[action=B Lopez]is kidding. Maybe.[/action]

That could be cool. Like: Will Danger Robinson.

The Dark Wolf · 07-24-2008, 09:46 PM

Amir is a badass ....ing name.

Lee · 07-24-2008, 09:47 PM

That judge is awesome

People need to stop acting like morons for at least a split second occasionally.

The Dark Wolf · 07-24-2008, 09:48 PM

And Violence... wow, that name rules. If Metal Ken ever has a son, he should name him Vio-Lence.

I knew a guy named Thor once. I was so jealous of his ....ing name.

D-EJ915 · 07-24-2008, 11:51 PM

Dildo Slave

naren you crack me up

If my name were Thor I would so spell it with thorn so it'd be Þor

All_¥our_Bass · 07-25-2008, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dark Wolf

And Violence... wow, that name rules. If Metal Ken ever has a son, he should name him Vio-Lence.

I knew a guy named Thor once. I was so jealous of his ....ing name.

That's fricken sweet!!

Zepp88 · 07-25-2008, 12:42 AM

[action=Zepp88] ponders what life would be like if he changed his name to Sex Fruit.[/action]

7 Strings of Hate · 07-25-2008, 01:19 AM

sex fruit has to be the funniest name i've ever heard

D-EJ915 · 07-25-2008, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 7 Strings of Hate

sex fruit has to be the funniest name i've ever heard

it's not as good as dildo slave man...

CatPancakes · 07-25-2008, 01:34 AM

i know some one named lothar, but his middle name is matt so he goes by that

D-EJ915 · 07-25-2008, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CatPancakes

i know some one named lothar, but his middle name is matt so he goes by that

dude that name is ....in pimp, I would so rule a brothel with that

Zepp88 · 07-25-2008, 01:38 AM

I would totally go by Lothar

D-EJ915 · 07-25-2008, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zepp88

I would totally go by Lothar

well your username is Zee Pee Pee 8.8" so no surprise there

Zepp88 · 07-25-2008, 01:44 AM

...what does your username mean anyway?

I've actually thought about retiring the old Zepp variant usernames.....

I NEED A CHANGE

Naren · 07-25-2008, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-EJ915

Dildo Slave

naren you crack me up

If my name were Thor I would so spell it with thorn so it'd be Þor

Glad you liked it.

petereanima · 07-25-2008, 02:34 AM

"Talula Does The Hula"

so, now that i laughed about it - i hate parents giving totally moron-names to their children. dont they know that they ruin their lives?

but i'd have nothing aginast if my parents would have called me THOR.

i knew a guy whos name was WOTAN

Naren · 07-25-2008, 03:01 AM

In high school English, there was some conversation about what you'd name your child and my answer was "Mephistocles."

hide · 07-25-2008, 03:07 AM

It looks like parents can't distinguish a child from a tattoo..

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07-24-2008, 01:27 PM	#1
Nerina mermaidunicornnymph Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ankh-Morpork Posts: 1,810 Thanked: 134 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Children's Names, Sex Fruit,Violence and others..... Just saw this article, a judge told parents that they can't call their child 'Talula Does The Hula' , and there are more examples... Poor kids, I wonder why lately parents have been naming their kids awful names, and I dont mean crazy names like Shaquandanishkalita, I mean things like 'Violence' and 'Number 16 Bus Shelter', do they think its funny to do that to a kid? Or do they really just not give a shit? Poor Kids "Dahling, you are made of Win!"-ZeroSignal "Wonderfull, I just misspelled 2 different languages in the same sentnce, that has to be a record."-Desecrated "...then a giraffe hid behind the cabbage and the car fermented itself into a polar bear and now I don't know where my keys are."-Desecrated "True my son, follow the teachings of the white goat and the holy land will come to you."-Desecrated

07-24-2008, 01:43 PM	#2
B Lopez Vescere bracis meis. Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Killafornia Posts: 3,529 Thanked: 74 Feedback Score: 10 reviews	My kid's (should I go that route) middle name is going to be "Danger" However the rest of it will be normal. [action=B Lopez]is kidding. Maybe.[/action] UNSCARED "...The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." -J.S. Mill "The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack in will." -Vince Lombardi

07-24-2008, 02:49 PM	#3
TheHandOfStone EbM7(b5) Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Nazareth, PA Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 9 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"SEX FRUIT?" "VIOLENCE?" Who the hell would do that to a child? "Food to help some wolf that eats your ass generate enough sperm to impregnate their mate. Right there.... boom. Your energy was literally used to create a baby wolf...so in some way you are apart of the wolf. Non of this 'ima come back as a mighty shark and rule the sea or some shit' just death as we know it. You and all your youness totally gone. But your death is totally required for the rest of existence to thrive." -BadStarWanderer on reincarnation

07-24-2008, 03:55 PM	#4
Nerina mermaidunicornnymph Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ankh-Morpork Posts: 1,810 Thanked: 134 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I dont know, but I'm glad the judge has the sense to put a stop to it! "Dahling, you are made of Win!"-ZeroSignal "Wonderfull, I just misspelled 2 different languages in the same sentnce, that has to be a record."-Desecrated "...then a giraffe hid behind the cabbage and the car fermented itself into a polar bear and now I don't know where my keys are."-Desecrated "True my son, follow the teachings of the white goat and the holy land will come to you."-Desecrated

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07-24-2008, 03:56 PM	#5
Blexican ??? Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 1,617 Thanked: 37 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	That's so ....ed up. I had to deal with shit like that when I was younger because the name Amir isn't like John, Mike, Chris, Drew, or William. .... parents who do things like this and have no consideration for the futures of their children. BTW did you guys catch the link at the bottom of the page to the woman who stabbed herself in the foot during a Wiccan good luck ritual? link: Woman stabs self during Wiccan ritual - Weird news - MSNBC.com "Personally I see no great issues with ocularly penetrating someone. The advantages are they can sing you songs while you're having intercourse. Imagine a round of "row row row your boat" while you're plowing the shit out of her skull." -JJ Rodriguez

07-24-2008, 07:08 PM	#6
TonalArchitect Augmented Chords! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Rapid City, SD Posts: 1,506 Thanked: 11 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Seriously, it's easy enough to be made fun of with a common name, a less common (though much cooler) name like Amir would be worse (just because it's different, I guess) But "Sex Fruit?" That is horrible, unimaginably so. I'll just pull my santa hat down over my eyes and think about Batman fighting a bear. -TomAwesome

07-24-2008, 09:46 PM	#9
The Dark Wolf *Canis lupis obscurus* Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Toledo, Ohio. USA Posts: 15,475 Thanked: 94 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Amir is a badass ....ing name. http://www.wolf.org

07-24-2008, 09:47 PM	#10
Lee Above Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Huntersville, NC Posts: 1,366 Thanked: 25 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	That judge is awesome People need to stop acting like morons for at least a split second occasionally.

07-24-2008, 09:48 PM	#11
The Dark Wolf *Canis lupis obscurus* Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Toledo, Ohio. USA Posts: 15,475 Thanked: 94 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	And Violence... wow, that name rules. If Metal Ken ever has a son, he should name him Vio-Lence. I knew a guy named Thor once. I was so jealous of his ....ing name. http://www.wolf.org

07-24-2008, 11:51 PM	#12
D-EJ915 <3's Tsukasa Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 18,736 Thanked: 219 Feedback Score: 6 reviews	Dildo Slave naren you crack me up If my name were Thor I would so spell it with thorn so it'd be Þor əBCAir Last edited by D-EJ915; 07-25-2008 at 01:11 AM. Reason: edit: lol there is no n at the end of thor :lol:

07-25-2008, 12:42 AM	#14
Zepp88 Arktanian Diplomat Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: A Technological Deadzone Posts: 10,337 Thanked: 92 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	[action=Zepp88] ponders what life would be like if he changed his name to Sex Fruit.[/action] http://www.sevenstring.org/forum/off...-org-chat.html Withersoul - Monolithic Epic Doom Metal M.W. Tremblay - Needs readers!

07-25-2008, 01:19 AM	#15
7 Strings of Hate Mid-Level Asshole Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: St.Louis USA Posts: 6,772 Thanked: 90 Feedback Score: 23 reviews	sex fruit has to be the funniest name i've ever heard Confront and Destroy! -7SoH http://www.myspace.com/7stringsofhate

07-25-2008, 01:34 AM	#17
CatPancakes Im Insane Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bel Air, Md Posts: 489 Thanked: 44 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i know some one named lothar, but his middle name is matt so he goes by that BREE BREEE BREBREBREEEEEEEEEEEE is not vocals, its a dying pig all i saw was quick! and i went into a panic and destroyed everything-simsklok women derive pleasure from ---- --- due to the fact that the man is indirectly grinding against the outside wall of areas of the ------ that are difficult to stimulate by the usuaOH GOD WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS-dddorian

07-25-2008, 01:38 AM	#19
Zepp88 Arktanian Diplomat Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: A Technological Deadzone Posts: 10,337 Thanked: 92 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	I would totally go by Lothar http://www.sevenstring.org/forum/off...-org-chat.html Withersoul - Monolithic Epic Doom Metal M.W. Tremblay - Needs readers!

07-25-2008, 01:44 AM	#21
Zepp88 Arktanian Diplomat Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: A Technological Deadzone Posts: 10,337 Thanked: 92 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	...what does your username mean anyway? I've actually thought about retiring the old Zepp variant usernames..... I NEED A CHANGE http://www.sevenstring.org/forum/off...-org-chat.html Withersoul - Monolithic Epic Doom Metal M.W. Tremblay - Needs readers!

07-25-2008, 02:34 AM	#23
petereanima Br00tal Bubbly Mofo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Austria Posts: 5,433 Thanked: 103 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	"Talula Does The Hula" so, now that i laughed about it - i hate parents giving totally moron-names to their children. dont they know that they ruin their lives? but i'd have nothing aginast if my parents would have called me THOR. i knew a guy whos name was WOTAN Djentsters will hate this! my band on: facebook reverbnation myspace

07-25-2008, 03:01 AM	#24
Naren OldschoolGhettostyle Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Tokyo Posts: 12,889 Thanked: 57 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	In high school English, there was some conversation about what you'd name your child and my answer was "Mephistocles."

07-25-2008, 03:07 AM	#25
hide Psyche scarring Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Padova, Italy Posts: 491 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	It looks like parents can't distinguish a child from a tattoo..

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