Funny animal descriptions

noodles · 05-20-2008, 08:50 PM

Your Bandicoot Sucks II

ibznorange · 05-20-2008, 09:10 PM

OMG WHERE IS SCOTT?????

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The Moose is nature's canadian

Popsyche · 05-20-2008, 10:20 PM

Se7enMeister · 05-20-2008, 10:27 PM

"Sea anemones are like worst-case scenarios of what alien genitals might look like."

m3ta1head · 05-20-2008, 10:30 PM

Yep, that's somethingawful.

Nerina · 05-20-2008, 11:25 PM

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Pet dogs kill more people every year than mountain lions have in the whole history of the United States, which means they both suck at their jobs.

Cyanide_Anima · 05-21-2008, 12:25 AM

haha! some good ones there. the alien junk one is awesome.

shadowgenesis · 05-21-2008, 12:35 AM

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If only we could breed turkeys directly onto our plates and skip that terrifying phase where they're alive and chasing us around the petting zoo because they're huge and angry.

hahha. so many childhood memories

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Have you ever seen a walrus with friends?

this one would have been funny if it had been said about anything or anyone.
for the record, i love walruses. they're cool

Espaul · 05-21-2008, 05:54 AM

Somebody get that chicken a ....ing sandwich.

HAHAHA!

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05-20-2008, 08:50 PM	#1
noodles I'm your huckleberry Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Woodbridge, VA Posts: 17,910 Thanked: 303 Feedback Score: 7 reviews	Funny animal descriptions Your Bandicoot Sucks II Noodles Division: American Metal without the suck. kxksales@gmail.com

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05-20-2008, 10:27 PM	#4
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05-21-2008, 12:25 AM	#7
Cyanide_Anima BLOOOOM! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Everrot, Washington Posts: 704 Thanked: 44 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	haha! some good ones there. the alien junk one is awesome.

05-21-2008, 05:54 AM	#9
Espaul ss.org Regular Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Tønsberg, Norway Posts: 1,461 Thanked: 40 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Somebody get that chicken a ....ing sandwich. HAHAHA!

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