The new chuck norris joke

JPMDan · 03-30-2008, 08:35 PM

I

when I saw this one.

budda · 03-30-2008, 08:48 PM

that's greeat

Emperoff · 03-30-2008, 08:51 PM

TomAwesome · 03-30-2008, 10:59 PM

That's actually pretty old, but

nonetheless.

HaGGuS · 03-31-2008, 02:39 AM

fear the chuck

Mogwaii · 03-31-2008, 09:28 AM

Groff · 03-31-2008, 09:43 AM

That's ....ing hilarious!!

(I think Chuck Norris is his own joke nowadays. I saw him in a recent total gym commercial when I was up late this weekend. And boy did he look OLD!)

SevenDeadly · 03-31-2008, 09:48 AM

chuck norris for VP!

Naren · 03-31-2008, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMissing

That's ....ing hilarious!!

(I think Chuck Norris is his own joke nowadays. I saw him in a recent total gym commercial when I was up late this weekend. And boy did he look OLD!)

Of course he does! He'll be 70 years old in 2 years.

I was just watching "The Way of the Dragon" with Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris last night and that was from 1972 and he was already in his early 30's.

Edit: I just checked IMDB and it says this movie was banned in Norway, Sweden and Finland, while Italy (where the movie takes place) gave it a "12." What the .... is up with that? It's violent, but there's very little blood and nothing grotesque. There is a short 1 second scene where you see some of a topless girl in her panties, but then Bruce Lee runs out the door. And the language isn't offensive at all. I could see a PG-13 at the most. Banned?

JPMDan · 03-31-2008, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naren

Of course he does! He'll be 70 years old in 2 years.

I was just watching "The Way of the Dragon" with Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris last night and that was from 1972 and he was already in his early 30's.

Edit: I just checked IMDB and it says this movie was banned in Norway, Sweden and Finland, while Italy (where the movie takes place) gave it a "12." What the .... is up with that? It's violent, but there's very little blood and nothing grotesque. There is a short 1 second scene where you see some of a topless girl in her panties, but then Bruce Lee runs out the door. And the language isn't offensive at all. I could see a PG-13 at the most. Banned?

yeah that's ....ing retarded....

Moonohol · 03-31-2008, 04:20 PM

I lol'd. Those Blender vids always deliver.

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03-30-2008, 08:35 PM	#1
JPMDan Dis fuckin' guy... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Orleans, Louisiana Posts: 5,711 Thanked: 49 Feedback Score: 10 reviews	The new chuck norris joke I when I saw this one.

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budda Guiterrorizer Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: London ONT Posts: 18,906 Thanked: 174 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	that's greeat _______________________ J S Moore pickups: www.tonefordays.com Rock on!

03-30-2008, 10:59 PM	#4
TomAwesome I LIKE JUICE!!! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,298 Thanked: 43 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	That's actually pretty old, but nonetheless. "Tom, you're like 1 part a serious dork, and 2 parts the most awesome ....ing guy ever." -

03-31-2008, 09:28 AM	#6
Mogwaii Wait, what? Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 404 Thanked: 19 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Oh.

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03-30-2008, 08:51 PM	#3
Emperoff Hasta la vista, Baby Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Spain Posts: 3,026 Thanked: 17 Feedback Score: 6 reviews

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03-31-2008, 09:43 AM	#7
Groff Medicine Chief/RHLC© Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: South Jersey Posts: 6,883 Thanked: 253 Feedback Score: 18 reviews	That's ....ing hilarious!! (I think Chuck Norris is his own joke nowadays. I saw him in a recent total gym commercial when I was up late this weekend. And boy did he look OLD!) AHHH MOTHERLAND! All hail soviet Arktanistan-Groffistan!

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03-31-2008, 04:20 PM	#11
Moonohol ss.org Regular Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Marion, IL Posts: 84 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I lol'd. Those Blender vids always deliver. Action is eloquence.

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