If you thought YOU had problems getting laid..

Wolfie · 02-23-2008, 08:07 PM

.. Think again

Lee · 02-23-2008, 08:09 PM

There's NO way that's real

Wolfie · 02-23-2008, 08:10 PM

Hahaha i hope to god it is!

Kotex · 02-23-2008, 08:15 PM

A barrel of laughs indeed.

oompa · 02-23-2008, 08:18 PM

lol that poor fella must really have a hard time scoring females

and the name hurrydate was kinda funny as well, like "hurrydate! (before you finish the clip and hear me babbling about alien anime girlfriends)"

Jason · 02-23-2008, 09:13 PM

Wow.. wtf?

Trespass · 02-23-2008, 09:27 PM

Ah hah. This is actually real, isn't it

02-23-2008, 09:47 PM

I've dated weirder guys.

The Dark Wolf · 02-23-2008, 09:47 PM

I have no problem getting laid.

... waitaminnit. "Weirder guys?"

budda · 02-23-2008, 11:29 PM

i dunno, i may have just as much trouble as that guy!

naaaaaw... but i havent gotten laid yet

Se7enMeister · 02-24-2008, 10:26 AM

did anyone notice how his voice makes you want to rip your ears off

02-24-2008, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Se7enMeister

did anyone notice how his voice makes you want to rip your ears off

I tried to imagine his voice screaming in climax....

Eli14 · 02-24-2008, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Desecrated

I tried to imagine his voice screaming in climax....

Ouch

Nerina · 02-24-2008, 06:39 PM

After about 15 seconds I wanted to poison him...........

newamerikangospel · 02-24-2008, 06:49 PM

I think they are fake. There is another one, where the guy says "Turn ons are when women put on a stripped jump suit and get shot out of a canon."

Yeah, that isn't a serious statement.

kung_fu · 02-24-2008, 07:59 PM

^^^
I think they are real, it's just that he decided to take a humorous approach. That vid is awesome, he reminds me of my friend.

Quote:

Originally Posted by oompa

lol that poor fella must really have a hard time scoring females

"

If you say that in the dudes voice, it sounds like you are referring to a video game

Abhorred · 02-24-2008, 08:07 PM

Dude in the first video sort of looks like a miniature, dorky version of the singer from Dillinger Escape Plan.

Naren · 02-24-2008, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Se7enMeister

did anyone notice how his voice makes you want to rip your ears off

That's the #1 thing I DID notice. I kept getting more increasingly increasingly angry at the guy.

Interesting that he managed to hold back from talking about anime, Star Trek, Dungeons & Dragons, or computer programming until the very end. And he had to go and make himself look like even more of a loser.

(Although that voice pretty much guarantees that no girl would be attracted to you. Maybe if he had a cool chilled-out slick voice, girls could see past his appearance).

"Hey, girl. What's happening? You want to hear about this amazing Japanese animation from the 1960s that I've been watching lately?" "Uh..." "It's about human and alien love relationships. Do ya dig?" "No... And I'll be going now."

eleven59 · 02-24-2008, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Naren

(Although that voice pretty much guarantees that no girl would be attracted to you. Maybe if he had a cool chilled-out slick voice, girls could see past his appearance).

It's rumoured to work for Drew

Naren · 02-24-2008, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by eleven59

It's rumoured to work for Drew

Of course, Drew doesn't spend his time talking about love relationships with animated alien chicks.

eleven59 · 02-24-2008, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Naren

Of course, Drew doesn't spend his time talking about love relationships with animated alien chicks.

Valid point

Maybe the guy in the video just really needs to pick up guitar.

Naren · 02-24-2008, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eleven59

Valid point

Maybe the guy in the video just really needs to pick up guitar.

But that won't fix his voice. Maybe baritone singing lessons?

02-24-2008, 10:01 PM

Give me one week with him and I'll turn him more manly then grizzly Addams.

Shannon · 02-24-2008, 10:21 PM

For a shy guy, this dude yaps....a LOT!

Nerina · 02-24-2008, 10:24 PM

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02-23-2008, 08:10 PM	#3
Wolfie Molto Accelerando! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Stavanger, Norway Posts: 121 Thanked: 7 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Hahaha i hope to god it is! Feel Enjoy!

02-23-2008, 08:15 PM	#4
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02-23-2008, 08:18 PM	#5
oompa Ze.. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Pine Cone Pandaemonium Posts: 1,393 Thanked: 26 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	lol that poor fella must really have a hard time scoring females and the name hurrydate was kinda funny as well, like "hurrydate! (before you finish the clip and hear me babbling about alien anime girlfriends)" Eat Shit. Billions of flies can't be wrong.

02-23-2008, 09:13 PM	#6
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02-23-2008, 08:07 PM	#1
Wolfie Molto Accelerando! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Stavanger, Norway Posts: 121 Thanked: 7 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	If you thought YOU had problems getting laid.. .. Think again Feel Enjoy!

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02-23-2008, 08:09 PM	#2
Lee Above Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Huntersville, NC Posts: 1,367 Thanked: 25 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	There's NO way that's real

02-23-2008, 09:27 PM	#7
Trespass AEADGBEA Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Posts: 2,564 Thanked: 132 $Trespass is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Trespass is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Trespass is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Trespass is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Trespass is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Trespass is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Trespass is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Ah hah. This is actually real, isn't it Pseudo-Jazz Sophisticate -The 7 and ERG Chord Melody [Jazz] Thread- "If Stravinsky's music is that of the Earth, then Meshuggah's music is that of the Machine" Teaching Guitar-Piano Technique/Theory/Jazz & Classical University Prep Ossington & Bloor area in Toronto. I now do Sykpe lessons - Inquire via PM!

02-23-2008, 09:47 PM	#8
Desecrated Dirty Lurker Posts: n/a	I've dated weirder guys.

02-23-2008, 09:47 PM	#9
The Dark Wolf *Canis lupis obscurus* Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Toledo, Ohio. USA Posts: 15,477 Thanked: 94 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I have no problem getting laid. ... waitaminnit. "Weirder guys?" http://www.wolf.org

02-23-2008, 11:29 PM	#10
budda Guiterrorizer Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: London ONT Posts: 18,906 Thanked: 174 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	i dunno, i may have just as much trouble as that guy! naaaaaw... but i havent gotten laid yet _______________________ J S Moore pickups: www.tonefordays.com Rock on!

02-24-2008, 10:26 AM	#11
Se7enMeister Likes Basswood Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the other side of No Where Posts: 690 Thanked: 54 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	did anyone notice how his voice makes you want to rip your ears off "There's a party in Zepp's mouth and everyones coming" Origanally posted by Variant - Pulled from the river Styx, the mighty black oar of doom in hand! I certainly would not call this particular guitar an "axe" more like a club. Noodles' KxK would run through an emo, spilling his insides for a quick death, this blunt mace would bludgeon the unfortunate effeminate soul, breaking bones, and causing internal bleeding to lead only to a slow, painful death

02-24-2008, 06:39 PM	#14
Nerina mermaidunicornnymph Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ankh-Morpork Posts: 1,810 Thanked: 134 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	After about 15 seconds I wanted to poison him........... "Dahling, you are made of Win!"-ZeroSignal "Wonderfull, I just misspelled 2 different languages in the same sentnce, that has to be a record."-Desecrated "...then a giraffe hid behind the cabbage and the car fermented itself into a polar bear and now I don't know where my keys are."-Desecrated "True my son, follow the teachings of the white goat and the holy land will come to you."-Desecrated

02-24-2008, 06:49 PM	#15
newamerikangospel Tonight.......you Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,153 Thanked: 31 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I think they are fake. There is another one, where the guy says "Turn ons are when women put on a stripped jump suit and get shot out of a canon." Yeah, that isn't a serious statement.

02-24-2008, 08:07 PM	#17
Abhorred Laurite Imp Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ottawa, Ontario Posts: 808 Thanked: 33 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Dude in the first video sort of looks like a miniature, dorky version of the singer from Dillinger Escape Plan.

02-24-2008, 10:01 PM	#23
Desecrated Dirty Lurker Posts: n/a	Give me one week with him and I'll turn him more manly then grizzly Addams.

02-24-2008, 10:21 PM	#24
Shannon Lord Super Awesome Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 9,260 Thanked: 146 Feedback Score: 17 reviews	For a shy guy, this dude yaps....a LOT! Shannon

02-24-2008, 10:24 PM	#25
Nerina mermaidunicornnymph Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ankh-Morpork Posts: 1,810 Thanked: 134 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"Dahling, you are made of Win!"-ZeroSignal "Wonderfull, I just misspelled 2 different languages in the same sentnce, that has to be a record."-Desecrated "...then a giraffe hid behind the cabbage and the car fermented itself into a polar bear and now I don't know where my keys are."-Desecrated "True my son, follow the teachings of the white goat and the holy land will come to you."-Desecrated

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